
Hey skipper. What's with all these new rods coming out of,.,., CHINA? They don't even have foregrips.

Well, after all you over pay for those rods to begin with. That's right, never heard of a rod with no grips BUT!!! Makes the rod lighter!!

That's a good one!

Hey Skip. Fish Poison rods have the best handle assemblies in the rod industry!

Of course, and Fish Poison rods are likely to last for decades! Do you know how I know??

No oh wise one, how do you know?

Because many many fisherman have rods that have lasted for more that 30 years!!!! Built to last, built to catch SEA MONSTERS of all shapes and sizes!!!!

How did you get so smart?

Easy, I use FISH POISON RODS!!!!
