No grips omn your fishing rods!!
 

:confused: Hey skipper. What's with all these new rods coming out of,.,., CHINA? They don't even have foregrips.
:cool: Well, after all you over pay for those rods to begin with. That's right, never heard of a rod with no grips BUT!!! Makes the rod lighter!!:rolleyes:
That's a good one!
:) Hey Skip. Fish Poison rods have the best handle assemblies in the rod industry!
:cool: Of course, and Fish Poison rods are likely to last for decades! Do you know how I know??
:( No oh wise one, how do you know?
:cool:Because many many fisherman have rods that have lasted for more that 30 years!!!! Built to last, built to catch SEA MONSTERS of all shapes and sizes!!!!
:eek: How did you get so smart?
:cool: Easy, I use FISH POISON RODS!!!!;)