Why do we tip the mates?

[fishguy]

"Tip, don't tip, who gives a s**t?"

You know who gives a s**t? The people who work for tips, Capt. Pink! That's who! Next time you go out to dinner at a restaurant for the first time and tell the waiter up front, because you're gonna "be a man", that you can't cover the tip on your prime rib dinner see how good the service is. Don't come to my place with that BS...