What was the funniest thing you have seen on a party boat?

[bubbatog]

I was working on a party boat cutting bait on the back cutting board when a gentlemen wanted to use the bathroom.When i told him that the bathrooms are not to be used a dock he could use the bathroom at the tackle shop or the porto john, he decliened and said he could hold it.As we were leaving the slip he ran over to me grabbed my 5 gal bucket with my bunker backs in it droped his pants and let it fly in the middle of the stern in front of about 30 people.Im looking at him as his butt is stuck in a 5 gal bucket and told him to pick it up and i will unlock the bathroom.I told him i would be back with some tp when i got back he said he didn't need tp he poured the liquid bleach that was in the bathroom to clean himself.I could not belive it.Top that one

[Housecop]

Originally Posted by bubbatog

I was working on a party boat cutting bait on the back cutting board when a gentlemen wanted to use the bathroom.When i told him that the bathrooms are not to be used a dock he could use the bathroom at the tackle shop or the porto john, he decliened and said he could hold it.As we were leaving the slip he ran over to me grabbed my 5 gal bucket with my bunker backs in it droped his pants and let it fly in the middle of the stern in front of about 30 people.Im looking at him as his butt is stuck in a 5 gal bucket and told him to pick it up and i will unlock the bathroom.I told him i would be back with some tp when i got back he said he didn't need tp he poured the liquid bleach that was in the bathroom to clean himself.I could not belive it.Top that one

That's a classic you can't make that sh#t up!!!

[JBird]

Guess that guy wanted to go bluefishing in the Mud Hole!

[Dclark2]

SOO many stories but a recent one was a couple years back when Capt Ron had a good group on the Fisherman for fluking. To keep the croud away I put a giant BOBBER on and the regular people kept moving. Looking up at Ron all I say was teeth.

[tombanjo]

Sometime in the early 80's on the Helen H out of Brooklyn. Night blues, worst trip ever. NOTHING being caught. The six hot shot drunks who had the port corner stumbled into the cabin to eat leaving their dead sticks in the water (of course). I figure ok, at least some piece and quiet but not ten minutes later five of those reels go screaming into the night, spooled in seconds. Bunch of giants must have passed through. Those guys came back out and saw their empty reels with these bewildered looks on their faces. I LMAO, said "YES, there is a God!"

[tautog]

I could fill this thread. My short form answers would be toaster porgies, an actual Chinese fire drill, guy fighting the anchor winch for 10 mins, a Mr. Hanky that would not topple over for 6 hrs in 10-12 ft waves and several episodes of bluefin tuna on a kmart rental rod with 60lb mono that inevitably result in a spooled reel being ripped off the reel seat and tearing off all the guides on the way to join the tuna.

[JDshots]

This isn't really funny, more stupid IMO. I remember years back, must have been 18 or 19 years old. I was with a buddy of mine on a 3/4 day Bluefish trip on the Ol Salty out of AH. We were getting ready to leave the dock when these 5 clowns showed up last minute and grabbed 5 rental rods.

One guy immediately starts stripping all the mono off the rental rod and into the water. The guy must have stripped 100 yards of mono off the reel before the captain saw what was going on. The captain screamed what hell are you doing, that's new line. The guy promptly replied, "I'd like to use my own line!".

Till this day I've never heard a captain curse a fare out worse than than that guy got it. Needless to say, that line got spooled back on the rental rod.

Figures though, that jackass ended up winning the pool that day.

[thbigtoad]

About 12 years ago out on a crowded night blues trip out of Bellmar on the Eagle, had a couple of dummies with listening problems (you know the type). Mates were screaming busy and repeatedly told these inexperienced fools not to swing fish in the boat as they were reaking havoc and of course indangering other patrons. As I previously stated they had listening problems, but that all was remedied when one of the clowns pulled over a still hungry yellow eyed demon who turned his buddies earlobe into a meal.

[jcstriper1]

This was classic, My buddy and i was on a party boat in belmar fluke fishing. We were on the starboard side of the boat. My buddy got tangled with someone on the port side. He brings his line up and there is a fluke on the other guys line. He had no idea he was tangled or had a fish on. My buddy decided to take the fish off the guys line and fillet it(when it was legal to do so,this was years ago) so then he attaches the skeleton to the guys hook and drops in water. The guy brings his line in and the look on the guys face (priceless) funniest thing i have ever seen on any boat by far. everyone was crackin up.

[seazu]

Originally Posted by anchor joe

Why striper fishing in the spring a passenger with no front teeth and being a good old southern boy entertains us all morning. He's not catching and blames it on everything using his drawl and vocabulary, we laugh all morning. Around noon he announces how he lost his teeth. Got damn dog ate them in the morning, I replied when the dog takes a dump will probably bite him in the ass. He replies the dog chewed the teeth into a nice powdery neat heap. This is when we all lost it.

LMAO