What was the funniest thing you have seen on a party boat?

[Flukemeister1]

I was on the Miss Belmar night bluefishing in the stern with my 16 year old son and some friends. There was this guy, there is always one, fishing with a river rod and 14# test. EVERY time he hooks up he yells at the top of his lungs "IT"S A F#@&%NG MAKO" and proceeds to beg everyone to get out of his way because he only has 14# test. Needless to say he tangled everyone up repeatedly. I cut this guy off several times with much whining on his part. Anyway our hero starts casting a diamond jig overhand and I told him right away to knock it off he was going to get someone hurt. He says the mates didn't tell him not to and he was told that's simply because they did not see him doing it and if he hooked any of us he was going swimming. He decides to set up in the corner and while bothering everyone there the guy next to him lifts about a six pound fish over the rail that immediately latches onto the guys neck. The whole back of the boat almost fell over laughing. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!