Puosu 5

[PaBeerGuy]

Originally Posted by shrimpman steve

even I know not to start with the banana! LAB didn't speak to me for months





PS: LAB I have no reason to lie to you (your not my wife), 280 even baby!

Steve's been doing commercial pullin' to get in shape and I saw him not long ago and would say he's about right. 280 is about what I would have guessed.

[reefsquater]

Serious question.

It's is my first puosu event. I wanted to know how it worked. I know people are bringing food and such, i will as well. My main question is if I have to keep fishing after I catch my clear cut final qualifying tog in the first 20 minutes. Can I just sit inside afterward eating, drinking, and laughing at all the swing and misses? Or do I have to continue to pull up more fish reducing the chances for the guys fishing near me?

[Gerry Zagorski]

Reef - Since you are new to PUOSU let me tell you how this works.

1) Get the most ripe banana you can find
2) Once we are all boarded LAB will be walking around the boat. He's sort of keeps his banana addiction on the QT so just sneak one in his pockets or tackle box. He will appreciate this alot although he might not express it in that way to keep up his cover.

That aside, and LAB will have to clarify, bit I beleive you can keep as few or as many fish as you'd like up to your legal limit and fish as much or little as you'd like.

At the end of the day you need to give LAB your one contender for the weigh in which will be returned to you.

He also really likes it when people ask questions that he has already covered in the rules in the initial post. I would encourage you to PM him several times since he craves this sort of attention.


PMP!!

[CadiShackFishing]

Lol

[fin_s_guy]

All seriousness...there will be an option to weigh and release, right? Not that it will matter to me, but others might like to return a slob or two.

[Jigsmith]

IN #41 see you sunday.

[Foul Hook]

Alternate baits permitted this year? or is it just the Labby/boat bait?

[Life's A Beach]

Ok Rocket Scientists (and thank you for your imput Gerry Z AZZ).

Rule #1 NO EFFING BANANAS ON THE BOAT. PERIOD!

I got your money..........you can go antiquing with your wife for all I care. You can eat and drink yourself into a stupor but "no" I have a ZERO tolerance for STUPID drunks (I learned a sweet flying bank sinker trick from Slow Scott).

You can fish or sleep. You can weigh in EVERY fish you catch, upgrading along the way. If you become a PITA doing this with 2# fish, see the trick listed above.

If you catch a serious fish (as per The Polish Puller's ?), you have 2 options. Keep it alive in a tote to weigh at 3 whistles or weigh it and release immediately.

After 3 whistles, EVERYONE is allowed to weigh in a fish (unless you feel you've already weighed in your biggest fish, which has been recorded). EVERYONE'S fish's weight is recorded. The top 15 weights are invited to fish for the PUOSU Title on 12/16 on the Mimi. EVERYONE'S weight will be listed, IN ORDER. As one of the REAL fishermen (top 15) bails on the Mimi trip because they don't have the ballz to TELL their wife they are fishing again, the NEXT person on the list is invited. Last year we had 5-6 eunichs (spelling) bail on the Mimi trip so even though they didn't initially qualify, some hacks moved UP on the list and fished with the MEN.

And let me state this CLEARLY for the record. Last year I qualified in the top 15 on the Ocean Explorer then decimated the wanna-be's on the Mimi. IF (yeah, ok) I don't make the top 15, I will not qualify for the title. BUT, regardless of qualifying or not LAB will be fishing on the Mimi. To quote a famous movie "my charter, my rules"

I will be brutally honest at this point. I will be fishing in the port/stern corner. I may move from time to time but will return to that spot when we move. You MAY think since I moved and you went into that spot that you're entitled to begin the next drop in THAT spot. Sure you are. But the second you move your rod to re-tie your rig (because I openly cut it off and threw it overboard), I will move back into MY SPOT.

Another point I feel you might want to know. If you like a nice, quiet and relaxing fishing day...........try the bow. If you have thin skin...........try the starboard/forward side of the boat. I'm loud and obnoxious (so I've been told but my Mother loved me). Every time you swing and miss.........You'll hear it. Drop a nice fish and you might as put on a saddle because I'm riding you all day. But in defense.........I dish it out but can take it too. I'm not a good fisherman and haven't been out in forever so you can expect LAB to mess up. BE READY.
OH........also remember I will have a camera. God forbid you fall asleep..........you'll hope you never wake up. LMMFAO!!!

We'll have fun and catch some fish. Just most of you won't catch fish as well as I will, and you'll have to hear about it HERE.

[Life's A Beach]

To stop all the whining texts

I will have at least 3 full bushels of whites.

Baccala may be bringing a bushel of BrUE Craws

And the boat supplies greens.

To some of you..............These are crabs. Crabs are what fishermen use to fish for black fish.

If you have hermits..........bring them. You put a hermit down and bring up a dogfish........the mates will fillet it for you to take home.

If you bring clam, you will be asked to drive down to Brielle or Point to fish on one of the LING boats.

If you choose to use blackfish jigs........PLEASE go bounce your shyte in the bow.

Am I being clear?...........Are you getting me????? Or am I being obtuse?

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[Life's A Beach]

Originally Posted by NoodleRod

Do blackfish have any teeth,and does it hurt to get bit.

NO and NO