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Old 10-06-2014, 06:42 PM
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Dear Lord, please knock the snot out this nasty wind. Calm the winds and the seas so we may get out on the water so we don't kill our spouses or them us. Amen
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Old 10-06-2014, 06:52 PM
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Old 10-06-2014, 09:12 PM
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Do you want me to do my wind dance tonight. This is how it goes:

At midnight I sneak into the basement, strip naked, dance around in circles while eating a banana and passing wind.

Oh wait, that's my passing wind dance
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Old 10-06-2014, 09:16 PM
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Do you want me to do my wind dance tonight. This is how it goes:

At midnight I sneak into the basement, strip naked, dance around in circles while eating a banana and passing wind.

Oh wait, that's my passing wind dance
What ever it takes Steve just please don't post the pics
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Old 10-06-2014, 09:23 PM
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just puked shrimp
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Old 10-06-2014, 09:29 PM
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Steve
that video will definatley make #1 post of the year!
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Old 10-06-2014, 10:22 PM
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Dear Lord, please knock the snot out this nasty wind. Calm the winds and the seas so we may get out on the water so we don't kill our spouses or them us. Amen
Yes please!!
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:05 PM
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This is exactly when it really sucks to be a visual person
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Old 10-07-2014, 12:04 AM
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I wonder if will get credit next year for all this down time due to wind and bad weather? I am not holding my breathe !!
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Old 10-07-2014, 05:45 AM
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Funny posts - I can add my personal selfish prayer extension, "and lord, when those pesky stripers show in a few weeks please make it so I dont have to get my monkey ass kicked every time they chew.....let em chew on nice days as well, for my safety and those I talk into fishing with me.."
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