Mad gaffer open boat Monday dec 24

[Capt Ray Mad Gaffer]

We have an open boat scheduled for Monday, December 24, which is Christmas Eve. We’ve been catching some big fish , today several really big fish one 14 1/2 pounds, it looks like some Big fish are finally showing up now. Monday looks like a nice day , and we will be leaving early , and coming home a little bit early, we will also be going Christmas Day on an Open Boat call for information and reservations We would like to wish you all Merry Xmas , and a happy & healthy new year See you soon

[Capt Ray Mad Gaffer]

Monday looks like a really nice fishing day ,
and we still have plenty a room we’re going to leave a little bit earlier and come back a little bit earlier So you can still wrap your presents , and who’s ever home that day wrapping presents will get a chance to wrap very expensive reel, and , be able to find a good hiding place For that super beautiful new Tackle Box or have the chance to run down to Bogen’s , And pick up that 7 1/2 foot custom built rod, with your name on it. So you can see it’s very important to go fish on Christmas Eve , And when you run into one of your buddies at the 7-Eleven who told you, your wife called him to ask his advice about what type of reel , Or what colors to put on your custom rod, you’ll have enough time, because we got in a little bit earlier To stop by the jewelry store , and pick up a pair of diamond earrings to go along with The alarm clock that is a statue of Elvis that when the alarm goes off it plays hound dog in four languages, that you got her the night before because you forgot to go shopping . Wrap the alarm clock , and put it under the tree , and keep the diamond earrings in your pocket, and when she unwrapped the alarm clock , and tells you how lovely it is, after you have unwrapped your custom rod and reel Along with your 10 trip gift certificates on my boat , Before she get the chance to kicks you in the groin you can whip out the earrings and say that’s not all I brought you. So we will see you at 6 AM on Christmas Eve

[Capt Ray Mad Gaffer]

PS if you don’t stop by the jewelry store , and pick up the earrings, I’d like to remind you that we are sailing on Christmas Day, and we will be leaving at the normal time, that will give you another chance to check out of the motel room And treat all of your cuts and bruises