1st Annual www.njfishing.com P.U.O.S.U. Tog Challenge

[Life's A Beach]

OK

Everyone that can "play well with others" see my previous post.

BABY AL - I will meet you in the parking of the OB DINER and give you YOUR whiteleggers. I will pick them out myself (oh yeah baby) and will ask the waitress once we're inside if YOU can have some cocktail sauce to go with YOUR crabs.

BTW - you've become quite a HATER. Paulie volunteers to bring some hermits and there YOU go questioning "how many do I get". It ain't all about YOU, Baby Al! The guy works on a lobster boat and is bringing crabs; stop whining.

Hey Paulie...........bring a couple SNAILS for Baby Al! ha ha ha

[DaveTats]

Tautog1...

Sent ya a PM

[Reelron]

Mike I think you have to see about publishing this whole thread in book form.

Again, good luck guys. I've been thinking about just showing up at the dock and "helping" to carry the food on board.

[Life's A Beach]

Just found this sign in my old Pics

ha ha ha

[Life's A Beach]

I think we need to post results of tomorrow's trip then merge them with THIS thread.

THEN we can look for someone to make a reality show about .....

"Blackfishing On The Mimi IV"


and NO


Kenny ain't gettin' royalties!


Problem with merging thread as long as these is the overlap. Some peepz were still replying to the pre-trip thread when the post-trip thread was going on.

[Gerry Zagorski]

Mike - let me know when you do and I will move it over to the best of section...

As far as changing to tog king.... That is not a current option

[smokeyjoe]

LOL

Steve no TO GO CONTAINERS

Thank you Mgt.

[mickrazz]

Originally Posted by Life's A Beach

OK

Everyone that can "play well with others" see my previous post.

BABY AL - I will meet you in the parking of the OB DINER and give you YOUR whiteleggers. I will pick them out myself (oh yeah baby) and will ask the waitress once we're inside if YOU can have some cocktail sauce to go with YOUR crabs.

BTW - you've become quite a HATER. Paulie volunteers to bring some hermits and there YOU go questioning "how many do I get". It ain't all about YOU, Baby Al! The guy works on a lobster boat and is bringing crabs; stop whining.

Hey Paulie...........bring a couple SNAILS for Baby Al! ha ha ha

Here is the EXACT quote from my previous post.
So.....what do WE get...like ONE hermit each?

I don't see any mention of ME in that sentence.
Before breakfast I will be giving reading comprehension lessons in the parking lot of the OB diner to anyone that wishes to attend(LAB).

Paulie, don't take any offence brother....I hate everyone equally.
Lab...when I opened the text message with that wonderful audio message,my wife's eyes looked like two balloons, then we both cracked up with the "peanut butter and jelly" jingle.

[Life's A Beach]

Ring Ding Ding \

Pick up the phone CURT????????

and that made her eyes open up??

I LOVE that ring tone; regardless of wimmin think.......it IS accurate 90% of the time.

[Life's A Beach]

ALOT of changes to the Roster soooooooooooooooooooo

NEW ODDS:

I'm going to break precedent and put odd on The House (I "no".....LAB LIMIT yada yada yada but...). I'm due dammit! I'll hafta split the $ with 3 other HRU members, as per the rules but that's all good. 5:1

Cool Hand Fluke - 1:1 he smiles all day but he's got the same odds of catching the pool fish as the Giants do winning back-2-back Superbowls. 1,000:1

Cool Hand's Guest - No Data - off the board

Alan B - He's a PROFESSIONAL but his profession is getting fares on fish and making them happy. NO WHERE does it say HE can fish (LOL). And he'll PROVE that Sunday on the Mimi 99:1

Boston Pete - Cried like a baby that I moved the trip from today until tomorrow. He won't be crying tomorrow when the dust has settled 1:1

Peanut Butter & Jelly John - After hearing him fill my head with how he bytch-slapped everyone last Sunday and how he already had a couple 10#ers on The Beanhead and yada yada yada (my ears were bleeding), he ALMOST had me believing the hype. THEN I saw him park his boat on the trailer and I came back to Earth. 10:1

Smokey Joe - Odds his food is better than Baby Al's venison stew 1:1. Odds we stuff ourselves "eating like cannibles" at the table in the Mimi cabin 1:1. Odds he wins the pool "When Hell Freezes Over" 200:1 Got Cocktails??

Shrimpman Steve - Fresh off a hack-fest in Delaware and ready to prove himself......ON SHRIMP 999:1; on ANY crab 25:1

Dave Tats - Odds you'll want to introduce this clean-cut KID to your daughter are MUCH better than him catching a pool fish 15:1

Baby Al - He'll be sooo worried about how his venison stew stacks up against Da Brisket, he'll be off his game. "is the bread fresh?" WHO CARES?? Give me Chef Boy R Dee and Wonder Bread; JUST FISH! 10:1

Scott Kearny - MY HERO, PUOSU CHAMP, Fellow HRU Member. He is fearless in any weather, sneaky as a spy and dangerous as a blitzing linebacker. He does NOT "swing" on his fish like the "PROs" do.......he lifts. BUT he's the reigning champ and deserves the kudos........3:1

IROC - Chris "S.A.M." Iraci - just back from 3 cities in 4 days on business. PMed me he was "a go for MONDAY". If the bergalls are chewing, he'll be swinging more than Jeremy Irons in a porn flick. But he thinks a POOL is something he swims in 500:1

FinS Bob - What can you say......they man has had a dream blackfish season. HERE'S WHAT I SAY........"IT'S OVAH BOOBY, GO HOME AND SHARPEN UP YOUR LAWNMOWER BLADES" 10:1

Tautog1 - Paulie's new to this crew. He's a Professional Fisherman (hey do you pin-hook lobster? LOL) and a Professional Wrestler (we WILL have him arm wrestle Baby Al). But I have a standing rule that anyone with enough EGO to had TOG in his username has to PROVE IT to me......25:1

Baccala - OMG......he hasn't been fishing in months. He's been in the GYM (note to PB&J and FinS - this is NOT Jim's All You Can Eat Buffet) and is in "fighting shape" but he doesn't have Stelios to block the wind and tell him where to toss his crabs. SEE prior odds directed to Skolman about "losing ur azz". 50:1 and that's a gift

KUP - another newcomer. Met him in the Reach while fluking with Bobber. I have NO clue as to his prowess but let's just say he's OUT OF HIS LEAGUE here. 999:1

Blind Archer - Doug is a quiet guy (like me) who let's his fishing do his talking (like me). He may NOT be the quickest guy on the computer "Doug, I posted in TWO threads, PMed you AND emailed you - YOU ARE IN" but he CAN fish. I fished with him and Solemate last year on Mimi..........9:1

ALS Mako - Steve WILL take the S.A.M. title from IROC and MAY actually catch A keeper but win the pool???????? Has anyone heard the saying "when cows fly" before?????? 500:1

ToggyTime - Showed me skills last time out. Skills AIN'T pool fish. Put some pepperoni, sausage and onions on your pizza 'cause you ain't bringing home a Pool Fish for dinner 15:1

GetJiggeyWifItFish - A tag team of Jiggy and EagleYank Tony COMBINED ain't catching TWO fish to equal Sunday's Pool Fish. He's ain't caught a short since he last sailed with Fish Monger Charters. RUMOR has it he was offered the job of Galley Ho on The Bandit last weekend????? (now, WHO'S funnier than me?). but even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile. 55:1

bEagleYankFan - As stated above, Tony hasn't got a chance in Hell of catching the pool fish. Bring the Eagle Rod Tony........we'll be fishing in 25'; ha ha ha. and you ain't "aloud" in the bow dammit! 88:1

NoodleRod Tommy - WAY overdue for a big fish. Tommy won't even SWING unless the fish picks up his sinker and starts swimming away (take note IROC). BUT IROC is bringing his home-made Dag@ Red Wine and Tommy will be smiling before noon. Pool fish will be caught in the PM. 6:1

Odds are Final

Tomorrow Evening's Pool Winner Picture will looks like this: