Can't make this up x2

[june181901]

If you perceived this as a threat why not call the authorities? Local police, USCG or NJ Transit Police come to mind. If you see something, say something!

[torchee]

Best thread ever...

[Capt. Debbie]

This is a funny post.

I'm surprised the bridge attendant did not yell at you to leave those kids alone.

Originally Posted by NJfishingMike

So I normally spearfish Shark River Inlet. I had arrived early to the legal spearing time yesterday, so I sat on the rocks to take in the scenery. While sitting there I watched this boat with 3 POB grab onto the NE pilings. All three on board were young teens. I sat there watching for about 2-4 min trying to figure out what the stupidity was all about. Then I realized they were taking all of the snagged lures and hooks off the bridge pilings. Let me mention to tide was ebbing at this time in full force. Once it clicked in my head how dangerous this was I ran from the jetty rocks to the middle of the draw bridge to confront these youths. The pics are from right before I went over and confronted them. Not once did the bridge operator say anything to them nor did the completely packed beach/jetty on the north side say a word to them. What do you think? Maybe the bridge operators are not paying attention. Not only is this a safety hazard but Homeland Security threat "tying up to bridge pilings"

[shrimpman steve]

Originally Posted by tombanjo

DHS is too busy in aiding in the distribution of Syrian refugees & illegals from the southern border into red states around the country in order to influence future elections.

True nuff!!!!

[Capt Joe]

Originally Posted by june181901

If you perceived this as a threat why not call the authorities? Local police, USCG or NJ Transit Police come to mind. If you see something, say something!

BS !
Dial Hillary direct, she'll handle it! (1-800-eat-chit)

[Captain Rich]

I'm pissed that he stole my thread title !

[torchee]

This all happened as a spear fisherman
Was waiting to swim under the lines of 8 anglers who were there first.

Originally Posted by NJfishingMike

So I normally spearfish Shark River Inlet. I had arrived early to the legal spearing time yesterday, so I sat on the rocks to take in the scenery. While sitting there I watched this boat with 3 POB grab onto the NE pilings. All three on board were young teens. I sat there watching for about 2-4 min trying to figure out what the stupidity was all about. Then I realized they were taking all of the snagged lures and hooks off the bridge pilings. Let me mention to tide was ebbing at this time in full force. Once it clicked in my head how dangerous this was I ran from the jetty rocks to the middle of the draw bridge to confront these youths. The pics are from right before I went over and confronted them. Not once did the bridge operator say anything to them nor did the completely packed beach/jetty on the north side say a word to them. What do you think? Maybe the bridge operators are not paying attention. Not only is this a safety hazard but Homeland Security threat "tying up to bridge pilings"

It's like the old Bugs Bunny episode...."dog pile on the rabbit!"

[SaltLife1980]

Originally Posted by torchee

Best thread ever...

x2

[jerseyhunter]

Reminds me of the troll.


The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Norway

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.



Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.


That was what the big billy goat said.