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the1jonc · #11 01-22-2013, 06:59 PM

Very funny! I am sharing this one.

tropics · #12 01-22-2013, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink Avet Girl

Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on.

I could see that happening Leaving her in the tent LMAO

SaltLife1980 · #13 01-22-2013, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink Avet Girl

Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on.

Someone needs to wifey this girl quick.. she knows whats up!

Gerry Zagorski · #14 01-22-2013, 07:55 PM

Love it!!

Chico · #15 01-22-2013, 08:00 PM

Last Sunday my neighbor Joe, decided to take his Center Console boat out to see if there were any inshore ling. He got up bright and early at 4 AM had his cup of coffee and went out to the garage and hooked his boat up, made a few calls, and when his buddies said, "forget about it, it's 10 degrees, snowing and the wind is blowing 20 knots". Giving it some thought, Joe turned his truck off, went back inside. Undressed and curled up in bed behind his wife and wispered, "it's brutal out there". To which she replied, "I know, can you believe it, my idiot husband went fishing"!

"Reef Donkey" · #16 01-22-2013, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SaltLife1980

Someone needs to wifey this girl quick.. she knows whats up!

Agreed !

slammer · #17 01-23-2013, 12:33 PM

Now thats funny

CatchEmUp · #18 01-23-2013, 01:03 PM

Blind Squirrel · #19 01-23-2013, 06:11 PM

Bob decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".

Bob gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't .“

007Hookem · #20 01-23-2013, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico

Last Sunday my neighbor Joe, decided to take his Center Console boat out to see if there were any inshore ling. He got up bright and early at 4 AM had his cup of coffee and went out to the garage and hooked his boat up, made a few calls, and when his buddies said, "forget about it, it's 10 degrees, snowing and the wind is blowing 20 knots". Giving it some thought, Joe turned his truck off, went back inside. Undressed and curled up in bed behind his wife and wispered, "it's brutal out there". To which she replied, "I know, can you believe it, my idiot husband went fishing"!

Good ones!!