Vote for Hillary?!?!

[Kevin Bogan]

I know that everything you read on the internet is true, but this interview of Hillary made me wonder.

Assoc. Press :Madam Secretary, I see that you are looking for tighter gun control in America?
That's right, as you know people that have guns are bad people! They should take up a safer hobby, like Fishing.
Press: I cant argue with you there, but the gun owners aren't going to be happy.
Oh yeah, well that's too bad. If I'm elected I will mandate to all sportsmen that they must spend all leisure time with a Fishing Rod in their hands.
Press: What if the fishing isn't any good, or it's blowing Northeast 20-30?
well that's too bad, they should go anyway. In fact there will be a new tax on those that don't fish on their days off.
Press: you mean, your are ready to take guns from gun owners, and impose new taxes as well?
that's right, how else will I be able to fund my new government handouts ? and I'll impose sanctions!
Press: Sanctions, what for????
I'll see to it that every fisherman has two 10 lb. Tog in the cooler, 6 Sea Bass in the Bag, and 3 doormat Fluke in the frying pan!! I will put a tariff on all rods made in China, all rods that don't perform with great action and sensitivity. Also those caught with poorly performing fishing rods will be imprisoned!
Press:I've got to admit, I have a garage full of those fishing rods.
oh yeah, well listen to this. If you vote for me I will give each family tax credits that will allow them to offset the cost of new Fish Poison rods. This will allow for more fish on the table, more gratifying recreation for our fishing citizens, and a lot more dead fish! That's the new American way!
Press:Madam Secretary, I don't have a Fish Poison rod, how does that affect me?
Oh yeah, call in the secret service, I want this man tortured for not having a Fish Poison rod.
secret service: as you wish Madam Secretary!
and don't the rest of you forget it!!! If you don't have a Fish Poison rod, vote for me, and I'll make sure everyone in your family has a Fish Poison, even your mother in law. Sorry we had to make an example of this guy.