Puosu 4

[jmurr711]

Originally Posted by Life's A Beach

Raffles:

$20 and you're IN

Will pull 4 #; bunker spoons, rod, reel and reel. You may NOT win 2 prizes.

Will put ALL numbers back in to draw for FREE items.

Taxman - not sure........no time to check before I fly out to get white gold but IF you paid $10.....need another 10.

This is how the raffle is going to work, PUOSU.

You couldn't POSSIBLE get ANY of these prizes for $20 so it's a true Great Deal.

I honestly expect to raise $800 for RFA with this raffle!



Tony Maja, Mai Tai Lures, Canyon Reels and Grumpy's Bait and Tackle

Mr. Wells sir is this reserved just for peeps on PUOSU cause Moe really wants that reel.....

[Stumpy]

Good luck to all that are braving the elements in PUOSU 4. May your lines be tight and the ball busting plentiful.
Enjoy your day on the water.

[ReelNauti]

Originally Posted by jmurr711

Mr. Wells sir is this reserved just for peeps on PUOSU cause Moe really wants that reel.....

YOU mean PHILADELPHIA hasnt WON the RAFFLES ALREADY?!


HEY SHRIMPY-
do i need to bring my HERMITO'MATIC on Sunday?!
(and those of you who dont understand the reference, I'm gonna have MickRazz punch you in the nose!)

[Life's A Beach]

Got TWO openings on the trip

Falcon PMed me something came up
ToggyTime called that the "other guy at work who runs the computer messed up his back and ONE of us has to be there Sunday"

We'll miss them both but this does open the door if someone else wants to jump on


???

Wonder what MickRazz is doing Sunday???????

[ReelNauti]

Originally Posted by Life's A Beach

Got TWO openings on the trip



Wonder what MickRazz is doing Sunday???????

I don't NO about the latter but i do KNOW i aint boardin LAST!!

[jmurr711]

All great generals and warriors have a game plan and unlike them i will be happy to share it with you all:

Slow Scott Kearny – to easy I shall just ask Scooter which side of the boat the sun will be on when I arrive and he shall be charting it all day

D Rod- a “special” black and mild with his name on it will have my man chasing stars not togs

Rob B & foul hook– 2 glasses each of wine and they will be in the cabin by the bear skin rug aka sportfishingusa passed out on the deck

MVP – will tell him there is a bachelorette party at the dock waiting for him off his game that easy

Stelios – A perfectly timed phone call from fellow board member Reelron will have my Greek brother way off his game.

Mikey g- my man can build a rod and will be marketing said rods and being it is holiday time mikey G will be to worried about turning a profit then turning the head of a big tog off his game with a simply placed question of why are your rods the best

Fin S & Boston Pete – casually placed brochures to wine country will have these 2 has beens planning a weekend away with their SIGNIFICANTLY better halves and not focusing on togs

Donand the Irish barbarian- simplest attack of all whiskey + talk of England +a picture of Gabriella union he will be unable to concentrate on anything else (unless he has smoked treats for me )

Clam Strings- oh my old pal can sling a ling like nobody but now that he is famous, see back cover of fisherman magazine EVERY week, all I have to do is tell him I know a guy looking for a new truck and the cost of diapers will replace the thought of togs in his head

Rayman- a casually placed ‘report’ of insane 40lb bass working on IBSP Saturday evening will keep Grumpys open and rayman from sleeping and he needs his rest for togs

Lefty Reeler – My boy and he can pull, in the cabbyshack but not togging. Simple again malt liquor will have Ronny out of the game

Fish Styx – Kris aka Fish Cakes I am bringing a putting green placing it in the cabin, cakes will feel the need to mow it all day.

Quanman & Lobster Tail - after seeing rob and hook cuddling with the wine they will become and jealous and (GOD I HOPE NOT) the most utterly frightening ménage a four will suffice next to the bear skin rugs (lefty has joined sport passed out)

Bananarama simply will run out of hermits in 23 minutes cause of cunners and will spend the day sifting through the whites looking for that 1

Smokey Joe – I like him and dude can cook but all I have to start is a debate on why hockey players are better athletes then NBA players. Out of his game!

Gerry Z- to busy editing hate filled posts and banning members

Eamon – my fellow dem, a carefully placed “G.W. saved this country comment inside the cabin will spur a fiery debate and throw E$ off his game.

Tautog 1 – I could listen to the Equalizer and his wrassling stories all day but he will be wrassling on Sunday wrassling a soft bait bear for the last hermits thus not paying attention and easily be off his game

SportsfishingUSA- a dear friend of mine and best repo man I know (default win but a win) a Philly lunch package of Bisk, pretzels and a FOOOTEEE OZ of MICKEYS NUFF SAID! He will be asleep by 9am

Tats – another friend, we have shared clam broth and that is serious but this “tough Mudder” I will remind him of this high caloric intake and he will realize he has been consuming carbs and smokeys bbq and may have gone over his calorie allotment of the day and will begin running laps around the boat until he hits his daily 8 mile mark. Love him but got to play dirty.

Jezefunk- will be annoyed to death by the music capt.quinn is playing and will pull out the portable turntable and “rage” with his bf fish cakes, this will make him no threat.

William Nauti- a few overboard pretzels at the dock and 1 pigeon diving in the parking lot will have him grabbing a popper and thinking of striped trash instead of the wrasse.

These guys I am not familiar with and thus they do not know about me and my shy demeanor I am sure I can throw em off their game by just being me 
Bagel Boy
DMac
Toggy Time
Scoundrel
Blackfish bobby
Bottom Bouncer
Krueger
Loudsprt1
Long Ball Larry
KurtisB
Sea Soda
Jigsmith
Falcon
IronFish
Taxman
Nikola

[jmurr711]

Last but not least (unless going by height) and deserving of a seperate post: Life is a beach, I do not even want to throw him off his “game” ,he has enough trouble when he is on it. I want a mano y mano battle. I see it coming down to him and I, Rocky vs. Clubber Lang. but just like in the movies the underdog from the greatest city on earth will come out on top.




NOW I MUST BE OFF TO PREPARE FOR BATTLE BY TAKING MY BETTER HALF TO LONGWOOD GARDENS CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR OH YES I WILL BE ENRAGED WITH ANGER AND ALLERGIES ON SUNDAY!




TOOOOODAAALOOOO MUTHER FUDGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Life's A Beach]

Clubber Lang WON! I pity the fool!


Someone throws a ling/cod/bergall on the deck and "Murph" will be forgetting the rubber lipped sea carp and dropping softbait with banana boy

I will put on a CLINIC Sunday fishing, catching my qualifier early then circling the boat; putting saddles on this SAD SACK group of Wanna-Be's and riding them like a carnevale pony

[jmurr711]

Originally Posted by Life's A Beach

Clubber Lang WON! I pity the fool!


Someone throws a ling/cod/bergall on the deck and "Murph" will be forgetting the rubber lipped sea carp and dropping softbait with banana boy

I will put on a CLINIC Sunday fishing, catching my qualifier early then circling the boat; putting saddles on this SAD SACK group of Wanna-Be's and riding them like a carnevale pony

maybe a vd clinic as we will all be sick from your lack of skill and remember Lang won only the first fight when Rock had a big head and was over confident, but now i have learned my lesso about being overconfident and was taught how to tog (rocky needs to learn how to fight from Apollo) so i am all in and it is on like donkey kong!

[Clam Strings]

im calling out SHARKYISPY.....COMEEEE ON MIKE





sean