Funny Fishing Stories

[Blind Archer]

A young fellow brought his non fishing girlfriend on the Sea Tiger for a fluke trip. She landed a fluke and was amazed by the coloring and both eyes on the top. A short time later she caught a sea Robin. Again...what in the... orange and white, wings and croaks like a seal. She later pulls in a star gazer. She's told that it is able to deliver an electric shock.
By now she's blow away by all the strange stuff in the ocean. As the trip ended, she hooks up again and lifts in her fish just as the Capt. blew the horn 3 times . The mate tells her she has caught a "whistle fish". She gives him a look and says" no way., that's a fluke".

[Pennsy Guy]

I guess 30-35 years ago I was half-assed mating on a Grady (winter-reworked all the trolling gear) and took turns with hookups, black-purple on the shotgun goes off, owner's son (was a lineman at Delaware), grabs the rod, 15 minutes later, after a hell of a fight, we have color, an empty Bud 30 pack. I relinquished and let him have next run off. Didn't happen that day but funny as hell as I gaffed it!!!!