Funny Fishing Stories

[John D.]

I don’t know why but always find this one funny and am laughing as I type….

20 years ago I was on a party boat for fluke about a mile off the beach and the wind was 15-20kt SE with a sloppy sea. There was a guy who got very green about 1/2 way through the trip and ran outside to hang and eventually toss over the rail. The only open rail spot was halfway up the port side in the middle of the boat and a bunch of guys wisely moved to give him space. The green guy was downwind as the wind was at this point blowing towards the stern. Also in the stern was this idiot who was boasting “people who get sick shouldn’t be on boats”. Must have loudly said it half a dozen times while downing beer as this poor guy literally was turning shades of light green getting ready to vomit.

Well, the green guy eventually let loose. I swear his back slowly lit up like Godzilla before he projectile vomitted off the port side stern. As soon as he vomitted, the wind took it and carried it 25 or so feet directly to the idiot in the stern. It was like the vomit was laser guided to his face and torso, covering him like a spray paint machine. Literally a second after impact the loudmouth started vomitting and was done for the day as he couldn’t wipe to vomit slime reside off him and he also spend the rest of the day being sick.

Karma is not just a b!tch, it’s also hilarious.