Doctor Fish has the antidote!

[Kevin Bogan]

Doctor Fish, I've been feeling bad for a long time, I just cant seem to shake what's ailing me.
Well, tell me what's wrong.
everyone outfishes me, even my wife and kids. So when I go home, I'm not the king of the house, and my friends don't show me any respect.
have you tried miller lite and chicken wings?
yeah, but that doesn't help me catch BIG FISH.
then we will have to use a more potent antedote: FISH POISON RODS
but Dr. Fish, don't they give antidotes to combat poison????
who told you that? No wonder you don't catch big 19" Fluke, 2 a day, or 10-20lb Blackfish, or big Tuna and Tilefish, or 50 lb Striped bassturds, or big HUMPTY BACK Sea Bass, and Plate size Porgies???? You have been given the wrong advise. I'll bet your fishing rod was built in CHINA, aNd cost $200-$300
Yeah and the guides keep breaking, and there's a little, useless foregrip, and a half ass epoxy job on the rod, I GOT HOSED! I guess I'll do what every one else does, sell it on ebay!
My friend, Get a FISH POISON rod and all your worries and sorrows will go away, you will feel 100% better, and you too will catch BIG FISH all day, every day, because FISH POISON RODS HAVE THE BEST TRACK RECORD OF ALL BRANDS! AND THEY ARE BUILT IN THE USA!!!!