Blackfish go into hiding!!!

[Kevin Bogan]

I saw this in the news periodical, "The Blackfish Times"

"There has been a report of the Blackfish population running for cover. The talk on the High Seas is that many anglers will be targetting this species with Fish Poison "Blackfish" rods. These rods, not yet approved by the food and drug administration, have been found to bring big Blackfish to a slow and painful death.
One angler, the Tog Master, has this to say; After hooking a big slob, I just keep the rod level, and crank slowly. The soft action of of the medium taper blank allows you to feel ahead of time the fishes intentions. When they start to run, the blank has a "slow load", giving great shock absorbtion, and disallowing the fish from being "bumped". He adds, "Fast taper rods just lose to many fish". "High tech graphite"? it just doesnt cut it, way too stiff".
The Blackfish Times asked The Tog Master what he enjoys most about his Fish Poison Blackfish stick? Is it the sensitivity, you feel every bite, every fart, or the fact that the fish stands little chance against the taper"?
"No he said, what I like best is when I get the fish off the wreck, I reel slowly, put my ears against the reel and I can hear him cry in agony, as he is helpless against the Fish Poison rod. He screams for his friends, his mother, but they are of no help. In fact they are in hiding, hoping not to get "Poisoned"
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