PUOSU VIII - 12/12 and 12/19

[DaveTats]

Originally Posted by Gerry Zagorski

Some additional odds:

- Scotty figures out which is the sunny side of the boat.. He has a 50/50 chance so even odds.
- Kurtis wins best dressed - 2 to 1
- Blackfish Bobby stays in 1 spot the hole day - 100 to 1
- Someone yells this spot sucks within a minute of the first drop - even odds
- SportfishingUSA is in PAbeerguys cooler more then PAbeerguy is - 10 to 1
- The only fish Dales catches is foul hooked in the ass - even odds
- Joey Dah Fish barks at someone for bouncing their sinker - Even odds
- Right after Joey barks captain says you have to move around to find the good stuff so he starts moving his sinker - even odds
- Jmurr stands quietly in the stern quarter and says nothing all day - 100 to 1
- Someone get locked in the men's room from the outside - 2 to 1
- Wilson has a flask with him - 2 to 1
- Saltlife is actually wearing a Saltlife hat or shirt - 10 to 1
- Lefty Reeler has more empty Miller Lates then he does keepers - even odds
- Stelli actually makes a post on NJF after the trip - 100 to 1
- ReelRon has some tog pound stickers for sale - even odds
- Sven of the hook purchases an 11 pound sticker - even odds
- Someone on this trip has an opportunity to purchase a 15 pound sticker - 20 -1
- Joey the Plumber has the oldest tog rod and reel on the boat - even odds
- Joey the Plumber caught in mens room caressing the Life's a Beach Grandma rod - even odds
- Dfish cracks a beer before 8 AM - Even odds
- King of the Knoll joins him - 2 to 1
- Avet George has his photo taken caught red handed fishing a Shimano reel 100 to 1

LOL this is pretty damn funny too. However, KB dresses like a starving artist compared to the way Scotty dresses these days