Till death due us part

[Kevin Bogan]

Hey Skip, where can I get a great bottom fish rod that will catch the most species, has the BEST components, the BEST sensitivity, action, and performance?
Well did you ever consider doing what many party boat captains and mates do?
what's that trading in my wife for a new fishing rod?
No don't do that, you need to keep her around to clean and cook the fish!
OK I give up what's the secret?
Go get a FISH POISON ROD, THEY HAVE MEDIUM TAPER E GLASS, Fast taper composites, long story short the factory rods don't come close!
Is it realy true that when you catch all the fish, they don't swim too good anymore?
When you hook them with a Fish Poison, they will no doubt die in the bottom of your cooler!
OH! so that's why they say "DEAD FISH DONT SWIM" IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE SPECIES!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!