Black Friday,,,, are you kidding me????

[Kevin Bogan]

Hey Skipper, I keep seeing a bunch of woman shopping at box stores and they call it "Black Friday".
Must be some sort of mistake. Black Friday means that all anglers from all ports are supposed to go Blackfishing. Just goes to show you, woman don't know anything about fishing.
Yeah, you're right skip, and they had a bunch of TV sets and gadgets in their shopping carts. I didn't see any Fish Poison rods in their shopping carts.
what??? put out the red alert, contact the President, Governor, and the Port Authority. Anyone shopping without a Fish Poison rod in the cart will receive severe punishment!!!!
good thinking Skipper, I knew you had the answer.