50 shades of fishing

["Reef Donkey"]

Fifty Shades of Fishing

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip
for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Sam's wife
puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Sam's fishing mates are very upset that he can't
go, but what can they do.

Two days later, the three get to the camping site
to find Sam sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and
having a cold beer.
"Crap Sam, how long you been here, and how did you
talk your missus into letting you go?"
“Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room
chair and my wife came up behind me and put her
hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?’"

I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing
a sheer nightie and nothing else.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over.

Well, she's been reading that book, “50 Shades of
Gray.”
On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie her up and handcuff her to the
bed,
and then..... "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am!

[Captain Rich]

Lol!!!!!

[Michael82929]

Thats funny Rich.. too funny...

[HDMarc]

That was the best story of all time!!

[tropics]

Pissing my pants laughing

[SaltLife1980]

Yeah. . .

[Pink Avet Girl]

Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on.

[Blind Squirrel]

Bob decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".

Bob gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't .“