You Two Timing S.o.b.!!!!

[Kevin Bogan]

can you believe this? I just read this article in
"Striper Talk".
"Jersey Shore Fisherman accused of two timing"
The Striped Bass fishing along the Jersey Coast has been heating up over the past week. Loads of fish caught, most on Diamond jigs, 4-6 oz. One Unlucky Angler has been accused by the "Fish Police" of "two Timing" with his Fish Poison Blackfish rod. As many here know, the penalties can be severe. Here is a transcript of the interrogation:

Fish Police: we have evidence that you have been using your new Fish Poison Blackfish rod for Striped Bass, is this true?

Unlucky Angler: well,., what was I supposed to do? Everyone was pulling in a bunch of fat slobs all around me, and after all, the black fish season is weaks away,., I coudnt control myself.

FP: are you aware that a Multi tasking rod, such as a Fish Poison rod is considered to be a "Weapon of Mass destruction"????

UA:well they told me that it could catch Big Stripers, Blues, Ling Dings and many other species, but how was I to know how dangerous these rods would be to so many species?

FP:are you trying to pass the buck, blame it on the guys that make the rods, you two timing SOB?

UA:well they seemed like OK guys to me. They said they built the rods themselves, and have been building these rods for the past 30 years right here in America, ,., I thought I was being patriotic.

FP:we''ll let you go this time, but dont let it happen again!!!!

Fish Poison= it's not the sickness, it's the cure!!!!
Made in the USA [Point Pleasant Beach NJ] for over 30 years!!!!
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[Turfnnsurf]

Hey Kevin,

Does this mean that my striper rod can work double duty on those slippery Tog??