Slow death

[Kevin Bogan]

HEY SKIP, I SAW THIS GUY CATCHING BIG FISH ALL DAY, SEEMED LIKE HE CAUGHT EVERY FISH IN THE OCEAN!!!!
DID YOU ASK WHAT KIND OF ROD HE WAS USING?
YEAH HE SAID IT WAS A FISH POISON!
NO WONDER. WELL YOU SEE FISH POISON RODS HAVE UNMATCHED ACTION. THEY USE COMPONENTS FAR SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER BRANDS. IT'S,.,.,. WELL,.,, A FACT! THEY OUTFISH ALL OTHER BRANDS. JUST ASK THE CAPTAINS AND MATES.
I'M GOING TO GET ONE OF THOSE mh'S. I HEAR THEY ARE BAD TO THE BONE!!!!
NO ROD ON THE PLANET, THE SEVEN SEAS, ALL THE OCEANS AND WATERWAYS HAS SEEN THE LIKES OF THE FISH POISON MH. NO ROD/NOWHERE WILL PERFORM AS GOOD.
SETTLED! I'M BUYING ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR MY BROTHER, SON, FRIEND, AND EVEN,.,., YOU GUESSED IT,.....MY MOTHER IN LAW!!!

[SplitShot]

All my Fish Poison rods have been put through the test Kevin, and for the price you can't touch it!

[Taxman]

and on his first trip out with the whole family with all their pretty custom rods and bucket full of jigs, an 8 year old girl with a rental rod:eek wins the pool

[Kevin Bogan]

Taxman, the girls always outfish the guys