Nude Beach Warning! - NJFishing.com Your Best Online Source for Fishing Information in New Jersey

Billfish715 · #1 06-24-2015, 02:10 PM

Besides warnings about the nesting Piping Plovers, a sign may have to go up about this danger at the nude beach on Sandy Hook. I know it's a freshwater fish but this warning would be more scary than JAWS! LOL! Read to the end of the article.

http://www.nj.com/burlington/index.s..._union_article

rumster · #2 06-24-2015, 02:57 PM

Just what we need, a nutcracker with fins. Sounds like my ex wife, she`s always busting my balls and bleeding me to death.

Capt. Debbie · #3 06-25-2015, 11:37 AM

From what I've seen ( via binoculars) there, the fish would die if they could not consume BLUBBER sealed in stretch marks ... LMAO

fin_s_guy · #4 06-25-2015, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt. Frank

From what I've seen ( via binoculars) there, the fish would die if they could not consume BLUBBER sealed in stretch marks ... LMAO

Why would you pull binoculars out there?

More "wang" than a Chinese phonebook!

Wilson · #5 06-25-2015, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fin_s_guy

Why would you pull binoculars out there?

More "wang" than a Chinese phonebook!

And more Fat than a Chinese phone book.

Fin Reaper · #6 06-25-2015, 09:58 PM

And don't forget all the Chins!

Duffman · #7 06-25-2015, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fin_s_guy

Why would you pull binoculars out there?:

#1. You hope against hope that something smoking hot is tanning on the beach.

#2. Your into the wang thing.

Capt. Debbie · #8 06-26-2015, 11:04 AM

EXACTLY. A diamond in the rough. A stripper looking for a new pole to hang on to... LOL

Also most men and women there look the same until they lift thier fat flabbie stomachs up.

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Originally Posted by Duffman

#1. You hope against hope that something smoking hot is tanning on the beach.

#2. Your into the wang thing.