Favorite Animal

[Captain Rich]

Favorite Animal



Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals .......very much.

I do, too; especially chicken and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..?

[stripbait]

that is funny sh'''''

[waynedane]

Lmao

[KillinTime]

I just wet myself! Thanks for the laugh!

[Andreas Toy]

Luv u Rich, but what does this have to do
With an active fishing forum, should be moved.

[KillinTime]

Originally Posted by Andreas Toy

Luv u Rich, but what does this have to do
With an active fishing forum, should be moved.

That's right Freddy, this should be moved to a gentleman's establishment

[Andreas Toy]

Hey, I will buy the first round!

[BCinerie]

Made my day !

[KillinTime]

Originally Posted by Andreas Toy

Hey, I will buy the first round!

Stripes - strippers, seems like a reasonable mixup. Plus Freddy is picking up the tab!

[Captain Rich]

1. I posted here because chicken is my favorite bait
2. This storm made the stripers nuts
3. I finally found a way to get Freddy to pick up the tab