Asbury fishing show?
Friends of NJ Fishing, I just saw this in a couple of the local papers.
Police Stop vehicle with suspicious cargo.
Local authorities report that the police, along with the FBI, and CIA have stopped a vehicle that is believed to be carrying weapons of mass destruction.
The driver of the vehicle has been quoted as saying "I was only heading to the Asbury Park fishing show [ this Sunday] to display the new line of Fish Poison surf rods, after all guys spend hundreds of $$$$ only to find they can get a Fish Poison plug rod for under $300 that makes the rest look, ,.,. well not too good"
A CIA official released this statement: "We became alarmed when we saw that the handle assemblies were unique, as was the components and craftsmanship, something never before seen. A box of wood plugs were hidden in the back of the vehicle, causing further alarm."
The driver explained " I was just trying to give the surf fishermen the best deal that they could find on surf plugs".:
At this time the fate of the driver and cargo is unknown.
A local fisherman was asked what he thought about the story.
"here we go again, the government trying to interfere with anglers that just want to catch more fish.I've seen the Fish Poison rods. No other surf rods have the same features! I'm writing a letter to my Congressman"
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