Please!!! I just want to catch big Fluke!

[Kevin Bogan]

Skipper, I want to be ready for the Fluke season. Lets see, I just made a Tuna sandwich. I'll keep it in my tackle box so its ready for opening day. OK sharpen all my hooks, pour a little Miller Lite on my gulp, but really I want to know how to catch the big ones, the multitudes!!!!????
Yeah, I know what you mean? after all you are the King of Sea Robbins!
yeah, but you said you wouldn't tell anyone. I just want to catch big Fluke.
AKA Summer Flounder, Flat foots, Snow Shoes, Doormats, Brown Bombers, Flatties.
Well it is widely known that Fish poison rods have caught HUNDREDS of Pool winning Fish, World records, quantities beyond the imagination!
but all the guys say they want the "lightweight rod", with the sensitive tip.
OH, you mean Sissy Sticks. Sounds like they are buying a woman's pocket book! Yeah, they are virtually weightless, but!!!! break all the time, and every angler admits to breaking at least 2 of them.
yeah and they have those cheap lightweight guides that don't hold up, and NONE OF THEM are as sensitive as Fish Poison rods!!!!
Remember, the life expectancy of a factory rod at $100, 200 $300 is still a few short years. BUT!!! A Fish Poison rod lasts decades!!!! That is a simple fact.
Fish Poison rods catch BIG FLUKE, all day every day, without fail!!!!!