Blackfish Beware!!!

[Kevin Bogan]

I saw this in the Daily Fishing News:

~Daily Fishing News~
It has come to the attention of East Shore authorities that Blackfish are being caught, without mercy, by anglers using FISH POISON rods. One angler commented "I cant believe it, I bought all those $200-300 graphite rods, and they kept breaking! My Fish Poison rod is ultra sensitive, you can feel the fish "FART". When you hook them the 'soft/medium taper' has action like no other rod".
On man who was taken away by authorities in hand cuffs and leg irons was heard yelling "give me Blackfishing or give me death!! If fish Poison rods make me catch too many Blackfish, then, yes I am guilty"
We asked one officer, what does this mean to this fishery as a whole?
Our studies indicate that those guys using Fish Poison rods are far more successful in catching fish, so, we had to take action!
and what did you do? "We simply had to close all ports and harbors to all anglers using Fish Poison rods"