THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Americans favor sending all US citizens to Afghanistan by a margin of 10000 to 1 in a recent poll conducted by Kensdock.
When asked, citizens chose being sent to Afghanistan over dying in a nuclear holocaust by the widest margin in any poll ever conducted.
In a recent interview, Kensdock was quoted as saying "The people have spoken, their voice has been heard. Everyone is in favor of going to Afghanistan, just look at the numbers."
When questioned about the choices given in the poll and asked about the appropriateness of the questions, Kensdock response was "In 1969 The partyboat Lobby rigged the Fluke regulations and Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. In 1976 Gas Prices were through the roof and the RFA was to blame, that's why people won't be fooled anymore and will make their own voice heard. The American people have spoken, they prefer Afghanistan over Nuclear Incineration!! So what's your point?"
