[Gerry Zagorski]

I have a million of them and I'm sure you all do as well so please pile on here. There's one that popped into my head just now in the winter doldrums that continues to make me laugh....

So we're in a State Marina and it's a base for the State Marine Conservation boats and we're slipped within a close eye shot of them and that convenience had them checking us pretty regularly at the dock. This younger guy who we've seen at the marina and boarded us many times before, is probably 40 years younger than me approaches the boat AGAIN and asks to see what we caught...

We take the fish out of the cooler and he takes out this wimpy tape measure and I start to laugh to myself that it looks like something he got from a Barbie set and decide to have some fun with him and without thinking I say "Come on... Did your Mom or Sister give you that Barbie tape measure" ???

Needless to say for the next few years, if there was 100 boats out there, we were the one boat he was going to board.. He must have got a new tape measure since I never saw him pull out that "Barbie tape" again...