[Capt Ray Mad Gaffer]

Monday looks like a really nice fishing day ,
and we still have plenty a room we’re going to leave a little bit earlier and come back a little bit earlier So you can still wrap your presents , and who’s ever home that day wrapping presents will get a chance to wrap very expensive reel, and , be able to find a good hiding place For that super beautiful new Tackle Box or have the chance to run down to Bogen’s , And pick up that 7 1/2 foot custom built rod, with your name on it. So you can see it’s very important to go fish on Christmas Eve , And when you run into one of your buddies at the 7-Eleven who told you, your wife called him to ask his advice about what type of reel , Or what colors to put on your custom rod, you’ll have enough time, because we got in a little bit earlier To stop by the jewelry store , and pick up a pair of diamond earrings to go along with The alarm clock that is a statue of Elvis that when the alarm goes off it plays hound dog in four languages, that you got her the night before because you forgot to go shopping . Wrap the alarm clock , and put it under the tree , and keep the diamond earrings in your pocket, and when she unwrapped the alarm clock , and tells you how lovely it is, after you have unwrapped your custom rod and reel Along with your 10 trip gift certificates on my boat , Before she get the chance to kicks you in the groin you can whip out the earrings and say that’s not all I brought you. So we will see you at 6 AM on Christmas Eve