Class, I want to enlighten you on my new findings concerning past theories of relativity.
Are you going to tell us about Isaac Newton's laws of physics?
Not today, but at a later date we will discuss that topic, and show the flaws of his research!. Now listen carefully E= Mc 2 oz Spro jigs. That is, if fished with a bouncing motion along the bottom of a water way, that is H2-0, where the big Fluke live, in conjunction with the aid of a Fish Poison fishing rod, the larger Fluke, those of 19" and larger will fall prey to the dancing motion of the jig, subsequently being retrieved from the depths to the dinner table!
You mean if I had a Fish Poison rod I might win the pool as well?
This is a good question. Fish Poison rods give an angler the same odds as a bank gives to it's loan customers. AS we know there isn't anything more powerful in the universe than compounded interest. Therefore, the percentage of your catch will increase by amounts and sizes that modern computers cannot calculate, therefore defying the very laws of nature!!!!
and all I need is a Fish Poison rod?????
You my friend can now go to the head of the class!
