[Capt. JJ]

The adventures of Capt. Jelly...

This is HIS version of what took place yesterday:

He is the last one to the boat yesterday morning because he had to "drive to the beach to check the sea conditions".

What REALLY happened: Ummmmmmm.....he's in a full-time relationship with a member of the opposite sex. Staying in a nice, comfy, warm bed for a few extra "minutes" with said, aforementioned member of the opposite sex instead of driving to a boatload of potentially drunk, sarcastic, hard-to-please, low-level, examples of the male members of the species????????????

I believe nothing else need be said.........

We made it back to the dock while it was STILL light out WITHOUT a boat limit of tog.

His version of why: "Well...you know, guys, it was dangerous out there. Some of those waves were pretty big. In MY book, a safe charter is always better than a few extra minutes of fishing time".

The REALLLLLL reason why?????????

Re-read the earlier version of why he was the last person to the boat.

Yes, Monger Nation. We are slowly witnessing the transformation of Capt. Jerry, to his new, questionably-improved, version.

"Its a BIG ocean, Capt. Jelly."

; )

JJ