["Reef Donkey"]

Fifty Shades of Fishing

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip
for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Sam's wife
puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Sam's fishing mates are very upset that he can't
go, but what can they do.

Two days later, the three get to the camping site
to find Sam sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and
having a cold beer.
"Crap Sam, how long you been here, and how did you
talk your missus into letting you go?"
“Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room
chair and my wife came up behind me and put her
hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?’"

I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing
a sheer nightie and nothing else.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over.

Well, she's been reading that book, “50 Shades of
Gray.”
On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie her up and handcuff her to the
bed,
and then..... "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am!