[Life's A Beach]

Team Baccala - Dave, Alex and "Steve" have No Chance

Team Softbait Steve - Will he even have a KEEPER this year?

Team BFB - The kidz will outfish Dad but that ain't saying much

Team HRU - The "baby" stands NO chance but someone MAY repeat

Team NK3 - The only fisherman on this team bailed....Tony's shot? ha ha ha

Team BBS - 1/2 didn't sign up. 1/4 bailed. The last chance will be asleep by 10am from being woken up for 2am feedings.

Team Salt/Cadi - Newcomers who's only chance at a "win" is if they carpool then they'd "win" on saving gas money lmfao

Team Fish Cakes - Better chance they won't make you chase them over 2 counties to collect YOUR money than them winning the pre-lim

Team Dollar/Faust - 2 buddies who do well on private boat......you know the type......"yeah that's a keeper, throw it in the box" (pssst 12" is NOT a keeper)

Team Ambassador - Lefty, Kurtis, Hart.....et al - Kurtis makes cut to 2nd week.........maybe. Others??? Lefty will take kids for pics with Santa and Larry out shopping for Channuka (spelling, kill me.......I'm Irish)

Team Zagorski - They'll win the beer drinking contest. They easily out catch the FIELD (rocks and snags on the bottom, not fish). The mates fingers will be raw from re-tying these two. A perfect day for "Jerry" and Joe is sitting on a 56' Henriques while someone hooks up a tuna and hands them the rod.