All great generals and warriors have a game plan and unlike them i will be happy to share it with you all:
Slow Scott Kearny – to easy I shall just ask Scooter which side of the boat the sun will be on when I arrive and he shall be charting it all day
D Rod- a “special” black and mild with his name on it will have my man chasing stars not togs
Rob B & foul hook– 2 glasses each of wine and they will be in the cabin by the bear skin rug aka sportfishingusa passed out on the deck
MVP – will tell him there is a bachelorette party at the dock waiting for him off his game that easy
Stelios – A perfectly timed phone call from fellow board member Reelron will have my Greek brother way off his game.
Mikey g- my man can build a rod and will be marketing said rods and being it is holiday time mikey G will be to worried about turning a profit then turning the head of a big tog off his game with a simply placed question of why are your rods the best
Fin S & Boston Pete – casually placed brochures to wine country will have these 2 has beens planning a weekend away with their SIGNIFICANTLY better halves and not focusing on togs
Donand the Irish barbarian- simplest attack of all whiskey + talk of England +a picture of Gabriella union he will be unable to concentrate on anything else (unless he has smoked treats for me )
Clam Strings- oh my old pal can sling a ling like nobody but now that he is famous, see back cover of fisherman magazine EVERY week, all I have to do is tell him I know a guy looking for a new truck and the cost of diapers will replace the thought of togs in his head
Rayman- a casually placed ‘report’ of insane 40lb bass working on IBSP Saturday evening will keep Grumpys open and rayman from sleeping and he needs his rest for togs
Lefty Reeler – My boy and he can pull, in the cabbyshack but not togging. Simple again malt liquor will have Ronny out of the game
Fish Styx – Kris aka Fish Cakes I am bringing a putting green placing it in the cabin, cakes will feel the need to mow it all day.
Quanman & Lobster Tail - after seeing rob and hook cuddling with the wine they will become and jealous and (GOD I HOPE NOT) the most utterly frightening ménage a four will suffice next to the bear skin rugs (lefty has joined sport passed out)
Bananarama simply will run out of hermits in 23 minutes cause of cunners and will spend the day sifting through the whites looking for that 1
Smokey Joe – I like him and dude can cook but all I have to start is a debate on why hockey players are better athletes then NBA players. Out of his game!
Gerry Z- to busy editing hate filled posts and banning members
Eamon – my fellow dem, a carefully placed “G.W. saved this country comment inside the cabin will spur a fiery debate and throw E$ off his game.
Tautog 1 – I could listen to the Equalizer and his wrassling stories all day but he will be wrassling on Sunday wrassling a soft bait bear for the last hermits thus not paying attention and easily be off his game
SportsfishingUSA- a dear friend of mine and best repo man I know (default win but a win) a Philly lunch package of Bisk, pretzels and a FOOOTEEE OZ of MICKEYS NUFF SAID! He will be asleep by 9am
Tats – another friend, we have shared clam broth and that is serious but this “tough Mudder” I will remind him of this high caloric intake and he will realize he has been consuming carbs and smokeys bbq and may have gone over his calorie allotment of the day and will begin running laps around the boat until he hits his daily 8 mile mark. Love him but got to play dirty.
Jezefunk- will be annoyed to death by the music capt.quinn is playing and will pull out the portable turntable and “rage” with his bf fish cakes, this will make him no threat.
William Nauti- a few overboard pretzels at the dock and 1 pigeon diving in the parking lot will have him grabbing a popper and thinking of striped trash instead of the wrasse.
These guys I am not familiar with and thus they do not know about me and my shy demeanor I am sure I can throw em off their game by just being me
Bagel Boy
DMac
Toggy Time
Scoundrel
Blackfish bobby
Bottom Bouncer
Krueger
Loudsprt1
Long Ball Larry
KurtisB
Sea Soda
Jigsmith
Falcon
IronFish
Taxman
Nikola
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