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Billfish715

06-24-2015 01:10 PM

Nude Beach Warning!

Besides warnings about the nesting Piping Plovers, a sign may have to go up about this danger at the nude beach on Sandy Hook. I know it's a freshwater fish but this warning would be more scary than JAWS! LOL! Read to the end of the article.

http://www.nj.com/burlington/index.s..._union_article

rumster

06-24-2015 01:57 PM

Re: Nude Beach Warning!

Just what we need, a nutcracker with fins. Sounds like my ex wife, she`s always busting my balls and bleeding me to death.

Capt. Debbie

06-25-2015 10:37 AM

Re: Nude Beach Warning!

From what I've seen ( via binoculars) there, the fish would die if they could not consume BLUBBER sealed in stretch marks ... LMAO

fin_s_guy

06-25-2015 01:39 PM

Re: Nude Beach Warning!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt. Frank (Post 409761)

From what I've seen ( via binoculars) there, the fish would die if they could not consume BLUBBER sealed in stretch marks ... LMAO

Why would you pull binoculars out there?

More "wang" than a Chinese phonebook! :eek:

Wilson

06-25-2015 02:21 PM

Re: Nude Beach Warning!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fin_s_guy (Post 409784)

Why would you pull binoculars out there?

More "wang" than a Chinese phonebook! :eek:

And more Fat than a Chinese phone book.:eek:

Fin Reaper

06-25-2015 08:58 PM

Re: Nude Beach Warning!

And don't forget all the Chins!

Duffman

06-25-2015 10:46 PM

Re: Nude Beach Warning!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fin_s_guy (Post 409784)

Why would you pull binoculars out there?:

#1. You hope against hope that something smoking hot is tanning on the beach.

#2. Your into the wang thing.

Capt. Debbie

06-26-2015 10:04 AM

Re: Nude Beach Warning!

EXACTLY. A diamond in the rough. A stripper looking for a new pole to hang on to... LOL

Also most men and women there look the same until they lift thier fat flabbie stomachs up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duffman (Post 409861)

#1. You hope against hope that something smoking hot is tanning on the beach.

#2. Your into the wang thing.

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