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the1jonc 01-22-2013 05:59 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Very funny! I am sharing this one.

tropics 01-22-2013 06:11 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
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Originally Posted by Pink Avet Girl
Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on. :)
I could see that happening Leaving her in the tent LMAO :)

SaltLife1980 01-22-2013 06:30 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pink Avet Girl
Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on. :)

Someone needs to wifey this girl quick.. she knows whats up!:eek: :D

Gerry Zagorski 01-22-2013 06:55 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Love it!!

Chico 01-22-2013 07:00 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Last Sunday my neighbor Joe, decided to take his Center Console boat out to see if there were any inshore ling. He got up bright and early at 4 AM had his cup of coffee and went out to the garage and hooked his boat up, made a few calls, and when his buddies said, "forget about it, it's 10 degrees, snowing and the wind is blowing 20 knots". Giving it some thought, Joe turned his truck off, went back inside. Undressed and curled up in bed behind his wife and wispered, "it's brutal out there". To which she replied, "I know, can you believe it, my idiot husband went fishing"!

"Reef Donkey" 01-22-2013 07:58 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaltLife1980
Someone needs to wifey this girl quick.. she knows whats up!:eek: :D
Agreed !

slammer 01-23-2013 11:33 AM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Now thats funny:D

CatchEmUp 01-23-2013 12:03 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Lol!

Blind Squirrel 01-23-2013 05:11 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Bob decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".

Bob gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't .“

007Hookem 01-23-2013 08:05 PM
Re: 50 shades of fishing
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chico
Last Sunday my neighbor Joe, decided to take his Center Console boat out to see if there were any inshore ling. He got up bright and early at 4 AM had his cup of coffee and went out to the garage and hooked his boat up, made a few calls, and when his buddies said, "forget about it, it's 10 degrees, snowing and the wind is blowing 20 knots". Giving it some thought, Joe turned his truck off, went back inside. Undressed and curled up in bed behind his wife and wispered, "it's brutal out there". To which she replied, "I know, can you believe it, my idiot husband went fishing"!
Good ones!!


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