Re: Cormorants
 

You could make a bunch of these and sell them at Lord & Taylor:

Cormorant coat http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_Pelerine.jpg

Re: Cormorants
 

These birds are just awful. I own a sailboat and 1 day i noticed they moved into the harbor where i moor my boat. Within weeks they invited their friends and they would sit way up in the mast. Judging by the amount of waste that collected on the boat below, these fish are prolific eaters. Finally, the harbor enforced a war on birds and all boats were required to take preventative measures likes putting bird spikes up on the spreaders and top of the mast or use these wind activated sweeping devices that prevented them from resting in a particular spot. The population lessened considerably but they did not leave. Once deprived of their high resting areas, the majority moved on to another locale.

Re: Cormorants
 

well, I was bowfishing, it just so happened that all the trout i shot were in these birds throats already. i got a good trout stuffed cormorant recipe for the rotisserie... officer