jmurr711
01-05-2017, 02:32 PM
Well it is that time again. Put up or shut up, used to be a competition to me now it’s to remember 1 of the best people I ever knew & carry on His legacy. This year at least we can celebrate Labs murderer getting life, no parole, but it still won’t ever bring that little bastard back.
For you first timers, if you did not know Mike, sucks to be you. You either loved him or hated him but if you were lucky enough to love him you were greeted to one of the most warmhearted humans I ever knew. He woulda given me his coat if I was cold & then ridiculed a 335lb guy for putting on a medium sized coat, but he would help anyone & never ever, ever asked for anything in return.
I am tearing up as I type this & whenever puosu comes around I still cannot believe he is not gonna be aboard. Love ya Mikey hope that bastard who murdered you rots in hell & has to spend eternity hearing you belittle him.
LAB 4 EVER IN OUR HEARTS & OUR EARS!
Here are the odds to win it all!
1.Joe The Plumber – Joetheplumber –reigning, defending puosu champion. Still don’t know if he is an actual plumber or just an alt-right guy, so he is either the guy to unclog a toilet or tell a woman what to do with her body. One thing I can tell ya he aint repeating. 15:1
2.DROD- the man of 10,000 crabs………. Literally he will go through 500 crabs in an hour. He can fish but not as good as his daughter. 15:1
3.Gerry – fearless leader & complete hack. Unfortuanately he got the looks but his brother got the togging skills. Cannot wait to go to his mahi seminar at the ac boat show this year its titled “ how to jo in green water” I got a better shot at Kate Upton than he does of winning 1,000:1
4.MVP – fancy pants magee, will have a scubalooking $100000 jacket & bibs on & prolyl be in full ninja/cold weather biker detail.He will tell tales of togging in all 50 states from his log book & the amazing jig bite in Hawaii. Among favorites for best dressed but he ain’t winning 20:1
5.Dfish – a dirty redneck sumabitch. Def tough enough to fight the cold & have a feeling about him or its gas. Punchers shot no doubt 20:1
6.Jarhead – apparently part of the zagorski flash mob. Lots of fluke posts, apparently was on puosu last year, I don’t remember. Advice to increase odds next year find new friends & go togging more. 50:1
7.ALS Mako – Part of the beauty that is the multiculturalism of njfishing.com. One of the nicest guys I have ever had the pleasure of meeting but nice don’t get ya sh!t, unless he can kungfu his way to the 3foot bow bite. 75:1
8.Snafu777 –won prelims last yast year. Cool name……. 20:1
9.Smallfry – this the kid me & Ragusa tried to make cry but he then kicked our asses? If so he is like 13 I’ll sneak him a few playboys & he will be down below all day. He will outfish directa but not winning sorry kid 250:1
10.Joey Dah Fish –my buddy happy to call him my friend ( not really) has anyone heard he caught a 21lb??????????????? The OGFF, Has a lot of big fish lately but also has 500000x more at bats as the ffph is out 10 days a week. He ain’t got my pal Hank putting him on private bottom. He will out fish his brother but that’s like being skinniest kid at fat camp. I will give zagorskhack a sholt but I HIGHLY DOUBT IT odds adjusted pff caught another 10 on the monger no shot he wins now 100:1 to win, 50:1 to get a keeper
11.King of the Knoll-added a whopping 6 more posts in a year & don’t see none of em about fishing just either kissing gary z butt or sending him $. Maybe change his name to burger king of the knoll or king of the rest stop. No chance 40:1
12.Sven of the Hook – another one of the zagorski flash mob. Probably be fighting with Islander for Joey Z affection the whole trip, learn to control ur hoes zagorskhack, think he got a bite on hooker the other day & maybe 1 in AC but not Saturday. 30:1
13.Dales – the winner of puosu 50/50 organizer of the year every year. & perennial canidate to get skunked. Great guy would like to see him win but I’d also like to see Nicki Minaj waiting for me naked on my couch. 200:1
14.JMurr – the best looking, most intelligent, charismatic, & funniest angler on the trip. Has an astounding 17.7 keepers a trip this year. Really a true legend & obviously the peoples champ but as Mikey would say PHILLY RIFF RAFF GOT NO SHOT! 10,000,:1
15.Finprof – not sure if the name means fin professor or it’s some new move Frankel invented in Rehoboth beach. Do not know this guy see he did some togging with Rightaway this year & was first time he saw a DD Toggy was 3 weeks ago, well you ain’t seeing 1 on your line Saturday so hope you remember what it looked like. 45:1
16.DaveTats – my brother, I am the fairy godmother too both of his beautiful illegitimate children, have my own room at his parents’ house. Dave used to be a hell of a togger & we have had some amazing days, then we went to Montreal, he got married to my sister & forgot how to tog. Has a super sexy rod & a new custom billy v made him. He wins the swimsuit competition but not the tourney 25:1
17.Sea Run Hunter – Post from April 2016 “Anchored up for an afternoon tog bite. Had a big school of stripers running under the boat. Threw a white shad and game on. Bass bite begins on the ocean side within 2 miles of the SRI. So much for making the trip to the bay. Weighed one in at the Den 27 lbs.” Shouldn’t even be allowed aboard chasing catfish instead of tog smfh. See some fish on a private boat but a lot easier to outfish 2 guys then 43. Stick to striped catfish 45:1
18.Mako333- Post from 12-16-16 “Any recommendations for a good setup for jigging blackfish?
Thanks” so looking for a jigging rod cool…………………… NO SHOT! 50:1
19.Foul Hook- My former friend & now bitter enemy. Had the audacity to place a banana in me & vins cooler last year. This f#cking hack job has as good a chance of winning as I do of winning the boston marathon. He lands in top 3 for alcohol consumption but lands in the bottom 2 for catching. 300:1 for a bite, 1,000:1 to win
20.saltlife1980 – see quite a few posts talking about catfish in December & only tog ones refer to jigging. Jig away Saturday dirty ffjigger. 30:1
21.Cadishackfishing- “I’m alright…don’t nobody worry about me” 75-1
22.Twoguys rod- do not google his name it leads to a video with Foul Hook, Dave tats & Peter North. No chance 100:1
23.Islander II- great guy laughs at my jokes & I have never seen anyone drink other peoples beer as good as him except Ragusa.Good fluke fisherman, its January, no shot. Odds adjusted caught a 10 today on the monger, blew it early no chance now 120:1
24.Taxman- no one ever wants to fish near him in fear of an audit, well except me I am in such a low income bracket I don’t gots to pay sh!t! Hopefully he can stay in the cabin & help people with deductions because being at the rail just a waste of time for him. 150:1
25.SportfishingUSA – My brother from another mother, the ying to my yang, the starsky to my hutch, the cagney to my lacey, my sugar daddy. Double limit possible, passed out by noon guaranteed, tog over 5lbs no chance. 750:1
26.Lingking20- I respect the name, but this aint mountain trout fising boy.120:1
27.meesterkim- gonna be totes prejudice & assume with the name he is an Asian fella, if so bring me an exotic delicacy, coupon for a manicure & sake. If he is Asian totes getting a pic with him & ALS Mako for when I run for city council need that Chinatown vote. The mystery makes me think he has a shot 30:1
28.Matt_Conway71- every post is 5 words & all congratulating other people. 99:1
29.Evan F- The personal shrink for all my monger charters, guys got enough info to write 12 books from my antics. Great guy, makes epic brownies & chicken wings. Caught tog good on jigs in October……………..Sorry bro this is January 45:1
30.ReelRon- Ah my big bros father in law. Fishes 8 days a week, gets blown out 9 days a week. Has put together limit + catches majority of his trips but have not seen any big fish on his trips. Perhaps he is due……….. 25:1
31.Payoff5A- has a sweet tog jig set up….have fun using in in north 20 & 80ft……….not gonna Payoff. 65:1
32.the directa – oh boy……Directa, aka Poppa Vince, Sportfishingusa future father in law, my boss. The old Cape May salt, tells a great story about weakfish that loses your interest in 5 seconds.Decides if he has a good day by how many bites he gets, fishes a green worm for every specie, averages -3 tog a trip but gets a lot of bites. Here are a list of things that happen before he wins: A zagorski wins sexiest man alive, Tats gets fat, Vinnie stays awake a whole trip, Islander brings his own beer, kurtis berry shaves his beard, foul hook quits drinking, captain jerry quits smoking, Scotty eats a pretzel without spilling mustard,Fish come back to cape may, Jmurr has an orgy with kate upton, nicki minaj, lucy vixen, Ashley Graham, Tess Holiday, Chris Hemsworth, & Hugh Jackman. 1,000,000,000,000,000,:1
33.HDMarc –nice fella & an Italian that works with concrete, never heard of that before……….punchers chance 35:1
34.OFF the SHORE – Gary, seems like a nice guy, “Sounds like a blast! I am a little terrified now though! Been around this site for a LONG time, took me a while to get up the nerve to fish with some of you crazy sumbitches! Let the games begin.... ” Already in his head & he don’t even know about the real games we play………………………………….. 50:1
35.Stindlejr-did not make 1 post club since he admitted to being friends with HDMarc…. This is a great chance to meet some new people & find new friends……… 45:1
36.Snooker81 – only other guy who I did not put in the seperate section because he manned up & joined in the fun. Grabbed a tog by the tail so dude proly shouldn’t be your lifeline or is gonna solve a rubix cube in record time, but is a regular on OE so he gets home field advantage. 15:1
For you first timers, if you did not know Mike, sucks to be you. You either loved him or hated him but if you were lucky enough to love him you were greeted to one of the most warmhearted humans I ever knew. He woulda given me his coat if I was cold & then ridiculed a 335lb guy for putting on a medium sized coat, but he would help anyone & never ever, ever asked for anything in return.
I am tearing up as I type this & whenever puosu comes around I still cannot believe he is not gonna be aboard. Love ya Mikey hope that bastard who murdered you rots in hell & has to spend eternity hearing you belittle him.
LAB 4 EVER IN OUR HEARTS & OUR EARS!
Here are the odds to win it all!
1.Joe The Plumber – Joetheplumber –reigning, defending puosu champion. Still don’t know if he is an actual plumber or just an alt-right guy, so he is either the guy to unclog a toilet or tell a woman what to do with her body. One thing I can tell ya he aint repeating. 15:1
2.DROD- the man of 10,000 crabs………. Literally he will go through 500 crabs in an hour. He can fish but not as good as his daughter. 15:1
3.Gerry – fearless leader & complete hack. Unfortuanately he got the looks but his brother got the togging skills. Cannot wait to go to his mahi seminar at the ac boat show this year its titled “ how to jo in green water” I got a better shot at Kate Upton than he does of winning 1,000:1
4.MVP – fancy pants magee, will have a scubalooking $100000 jacket & bibs on & prolyl be in full ninja/cold weather biker detail.He will tell tales of togging in all 50 states from his log book & the amazing jig bite in Hawaii. Among favorites for best dressed but he ain’t winning 20:1
5.Dfish – a dirty redneck sumabitch. Def tough enough to fight the cold & have a feeling about him or its gas. Punchers shot no doubt 20:1
6.Jarhead – apparently part of the zagorski flash mob. Lots of fluke posts, apparently was on puosu last year, I don’t remember. Advice to increase odds next year find new friends & go togging more. 50:1
7.ALS Mako – Part of the beauty that is the multiculturalism of njfishing.com. One of the nicest guys I have ever had the pleasure of meeting but nice don’t get ya sh!t, unless he can kungfu his way to the 3foot bow bite. 75:1
8.Snafu777 –won prelims last yast year. Cool name……. 20:1
9.Smallfry – this the kid me & Ragusa tried to make cry but he then kicked our asses? If so he is like 13 I’ll sneak him a few playboys & he will be down below all day. He will outfish directa but not winning sorry kid 250:1
10.Joey Dah Fish –my buddy happy to call him my friend ( not really) has anyone heard he caught a 21lb??????????????? The OGFF, Has a lot of big fish lately but also has 500000x more at bats as the ffph is out 10 days a week. He ain’t got my pal Hank putting him on private bottom. He will out fish his brother but that’s like being skinniest kid at fat camp. I will give zagorskhack a sholt but I HIGHLY DOUBT IT odds adjusted pff caught another 10 on the monger no shot he wins now 100:1 to win, 50:1 to get a keeper
11.King of the Knoll-added a whopping 6 more posts in a year & don’t see none of em about fishing just either kissing gary z butt or sending him $. Maybe change his name to burger king of the knoll or king of the rest stop. No chance 40:1
12.Sven of the Hook – another one of the zagorski flash mob. Probably be fighting with Islander for Joey Z affection the whole trip, learn to control ur hoes zagorskhack, think he got a bite on hooker the other day & maybe 1 in AC but not Saturday. 30:1
13.Dales – the winner of puosu 50/50 organizer of the year every year. & perennial canidate to get skunked. Great guy would like to see him win but I’d also like to see Nicki Minaj waiting for me naked on my couch. 200:1
14.JMurr – the best looking, most intelligent, charismatic, & funniest angler on the trip. Has an astounding 17.7 keepers a trip this year. Really a true legend & obviously the peoples champ but as Mikey would say PHILLY RIFF RAFF GOT NO SHOT! 10,000,:1
15.Finprof – not sure if the name means fin professor or it’s some new move Frankel invented in Rehoboth beach. Do not know this guy see he did some togging with Rightaway this year & was first time he saw a DD Toggy was 3 weeks ago, well you ain’t seeing 1 on your line Saturday so hope you remember what it looked like. 45:1
16.DaveTats – my brother, I am the fairy godmother too both of his beautiful illegitimate children, have my own room at his parents’ house. Dave used to be a hell of a togger & we have had some amazing days, then we went to Montreal, he got married to my sister & forgot how to tog. Has a super sexy rod & a new custom billy v made him. He wins the swimsuit competition but not the tourney 25:1
17.Sea Run Hunter – Post from April 2016 “Anchored up for an afternoon tog bite. Had a big school of stripers running under the boat. Threw a white shad and game on. Bass bite begins on the ocean side within 2 miles of the SRI. So much for making the trip to the bay. Weighed one in at the Den 27 lbs.” Shouldn’t even be allowed aboard chasing catfish instead of tog smfh. See some fish on a private boat but a lot easier to outfish 2 guys then 43. Stick to striped catfish 45:1
18.Mako333- Post from 12-16-16 “Any recommendations for a good setup for jigging blackfish?
Thanks” so looking for a jigging rod cool…………………… NO SHOT! 50:1
19.Foul Hook- My former friend & now bitter enemy. Had the audacity to place a banana in me & vins cooler last year. This f#cking hack job has as good a chance of winning as I do of winning the boston marathon. He lands in top 3 for alcohol consumption but lands in the bottom 2 for catching. 300:1 for a bite, 1,000:1 to win
20.saltlife1980 – see quite a few posts talking about catfish in December & only tog ones refer to jigging. Jig away Saturday dirty ffjigger. 30:1
21.Cadishackfishing- “I’m alright…don’t nobody worry about me” 75-1
22.Twoguys rod- do not google his name it leads to a video with Foul Hook, Dave tats & Peter North. No chance 100:1
23.Islander II- great guy laughs at my jokes & I have never seen anyone drink other peoples beer as good as him except Ragusa.Good fluke fisherman, its January, no shot. Odds adjusted caught a 10 today on the monger, blew it early no chance now 120:1
24.Taxman- no one ever wants to fish near him in fear of an audit, well except me I am in such a low income bracket I don’t gots to pay sh!t! Hopefully he can stay in the cabin & help people with deductions because being at the rail just a waste of time for him. 150:1
25.SportfishingUSA – My brother from another mother, the ying to my yang, the starsky to my hutch, the cagney to my lacey, my sugar daddy. Double limit possible, passed out by noon guaranteed, tog over 5lbs no chance. 750:1
26.Lingking20- I respect the name, but this aint mountain trout fising boy.120:1
27.meesterkim- gonna be totes prejudice & assume with the name he is an Asian fella, if so bring me an exotic delicacy, coupon for a manicure & sake. If he is Asian totes getting a pic with him & ALS Mako for when I run for city council need that Chinatown vote. The mystery makes me think he has a shot 30:1
28.Matt_Conway71- every post is 5 words & all congratulating other people. 99:1
29.Evan F- The personal shrink for all my monger charters, guys got enough info to write 12 books from my antics. Great guy, makes epic brownies & chicken wings. Caught tog good on jigs in October……………..Sorry bro this is January 45:1
30.ReelRon- Ah my big bros father in law. Fishes 8 days a week, gets blown out 9 days a week. Has put together limit + catches majority of his trips but have not seen any big fish on his trips. Perhaps he is due……….. 25:1
31.Payoff5A- has a sweet tog jig set up….have fun using in in north 20 & 80ft……….not gonna Payoff. 65:1
32.the directa – oh boy……Directa, aka Poppa Vince, Sportfishingusa future father in law, my boss. The old Cape May salt, tells a great story about weakfish that loses your interest in 5 seconds.Decides if he has a good day by how many bites he gets, fishes a green worm for every specie, averages -3 tog a trip but gets a lot of bites. Here are a list of things that happen before he wins: A zagorski wins sexiest man alive, Tats gets fat, Vinnie stays awake a whole trip, Islander brings his own beer, kurtis berry shaves his beard, foul hook quits drinking, captain jerry quits smoking, Scotty eats a pretzel without spilling mustard,Fish come back to cape may, Jmurr has an orgy with kate upton, nicki minaj, lucy vixen, Ashley Graham, Tess Holiday, Chris Hemsworth, & Hugh Jackman. 1,000,000,000,000,000,:1
33.HDMarc –nice fella & an Italian that works with concrete, never heard of that before……….punchers chance 35:1
34.OFF the SHORE – Gary, seems like a nice guy, “Sounds like a blast! I am a little terrified now though! Been around this site for a LONG time, took me a while to get up the nerve to fish with some of you crazy sumbitches! Let the games begin.... ” Already in his head & he don’t even know about the real games we play………………………………….. 50:1
35.Stindlejr-did not make 1 post club since he admitted to being friends with HDMarc…. This is a great chance to meet some new people & find new friends……… 45:1
36.Snooker81 – only other guy who I did not put in the seperate section because he manned up & joined in the fun. Grabbed a tog by the tail so dude proly shouldn’t be your lifeline or is gonna solve a rubix cube in record time, but is a regular on OE so he gets home field advantage. 15:1