Kevin Bogan
11-02-2016, 02:01 PM
:mad: Ok, now get this! I just spent hundreds of dollars on a surf rod that, well, the guides aren't straight, the handle isn't the right length, cant cast good, and WHERE DO THESE GUYS GET OFF AT? CHARGING SUCH HIGH PRICES, AND NO PERFORMANCE AT ALL!!!! HEY SURF DADDY, what's going on?????
:cool: Well, as you know, I am the Surf Daddy. When I walk down to the waves, I see fast ripples heading Easterly!
:confused: What the hell is a fast ripple????
:cool: When you walk down to the beach with a Fish Poison surf rod the Stripers have a unique 8th sense that enables them to detect that you have a Fish Poison surf rod. They will then quickly attempt to "Fin" themselves out of town. You must engage them by tossing your lure, at incredible casting distances, to prevent them from going anywhere. No other surf rod will cast better, set the hook better, and fight a fish better than a Fish Poison surf rod!
:o And here I am, all my hundreds of dollars gone, I have a rod that cant get out of it's own way, and well, it looks like the guys who have the FISH POISON rods catch all the fish
:cool: That's right $195 gets the best surf rod on the planet, which includes all waters from Sandy Hook to Cape May, and all points North, South, East and West of these points!
:cool: Well, as you know, I am the Surf Daddy. When I walk down to the waves, I see fast ripples heading Easterly!
:confused: What the hell is a fast ripple????
:cool: When you walk down to the beach with a Fish Poison surf rod the Stripers have a unique 8th sense that enables them to detect that you have a Fish Poison surf rod. They will then quickly attempt to "Fin" themselves out of town. You must engage them by tossing your lure, at incredible casting distances, to prevent them from going anywhere. No other surf rod will cast better, set the hook better, and fight a fish better than a Fish Poison surf rod!
:o And here I am, all my hundreds of dollars gone, I have a rod that cant get out of it's own way, and well, it looks like the guys who have the FISH POISON rods catch all the fish
:cool: That's right $195 gets the best surf rod on the planet, which includes all waters from Sandy Hook to Cape May, and all points North, South, East and West of these points!