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Billfish715
06-24-2015, 01:10 PM
Besides warnings about the nesting Piping Plovers, a sign may have to go up about this danger at the nude beach on Sandy Hook. I know it's a freshwater fish but this warning would be more scary than JAWS! LOL! Read to the end of the article.

http://www.nj.com/burlington/index.ssf/2015/06/fish_with_human-like_teeth_caught_in_nj_lake_repor.html#incart_mos t-read_union_article

rumster
06-24-2015, 01:57 PM
Just what we need, a nutcracker with fins. Sounds like my ex wife, she`s always busting my balls and bleeding me to death.

Capt. Debbie
06-25-2015, 10:37 AM
From what I've seen ( via binoculars) there, the fish would die if they could not consume BLUBBER sealed in stretch marks ... LMAO

fin_s_guy
06-25-2015, 01:39 PM
From what I've seen ( via binoculars) there, the fish would die if they could not consume BLUBBER sealed in stretch marks ... LMAO

Why would you pull binoculars out there?

More "wang" than a Chinese phonebook! :eek:

Wilson
06-25-2015, 02:21 PM
Why would you pull binoculars out there?

More "wang" than a Chinese phonebook! :eek:

And more Fat than a Chinese phone book.:eek:

Fin Reaper
06-25-2015, 08:58 PM
And don't forget all the Chins!

Duffman
06-25-2015, 10:46 PM
Why would you pull binoculars out there?:

#1. You hope against hope that something smoking hot is tanning on the beach.

#2. Your into the wang thing.

Capt. Debbie
06-26-2015, 10:04 AM
EXACTLY. A diamond in the rough. A stripper looking for a new pole to hang on to... LOL

Also most men and women there look the same until they lift thier fat flabbie stomachs up.



#1. You hope against hope that something smoking hot is tanning on the beach.

#2. Your into the wang thing.