Lack of PUOSU sign up effects on Local Economy

[dales529]

Rumor has it that work has literally come to a stop at local NJ business as certain employees have literally been pinned to their computers foregoing their normal work tasks, cancelling meetings, airline flights and even going out for a sandwich for FEAR of missing the sign up post and being banned to the waiting list at best.

There is a certain "Apolitical" NJ based "fishing" entity that has sole control of eradication of this work stoppage but has yet to respond to the outcry of workers in NJ.:eek:


Just in case as we all know what you see on the internet has to be true:
THIS IS A JOKE!

[Gerry Zagorski]

Waaaaaait for it.......... :D

[Fin Reaper]

LMFAO!

Thank God for WIFI! I got a dozen places at work I can duck into to check NJF on my phone!

[Joey Dah Fish]

CrossroadaAV is shut too WTF?

[tropics]

Waaaaaait for it.......... :D

Something to read while waaaaiting :D


















9 months later!!!


Tom decided to go hunting with his buddy, Mike. So, they loaded up Tom's pickup and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Tom said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of hunting.

But about nine months later, Mike got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Tom and asked, 'Tom, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our hunting trip up north about nine months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Tom.

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes' Tom said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Tom's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me
everything.'


(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you know you smiled... now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

[Fin Reaper]

That there's a good one

[shrimpman steve]

I'm shivering with anticipation:)

[Joey Dah Fish]

Great joke !!! Still waiting for it Gerrrrrrrr:eek:

[HDMarc]

Still waiting.....

[kurtisb]

Rumor has it that work has literally come to a stop at local NJ business as certain employees have literally been pinned to their computers foregoing their normal work tasks, cancelling meetings, airline flights and even going out for a sandwich for FEAR of missing the sign up post and being banned to the waiting list at best.

There is a certain "Apolitical" NJ based "fishing" entity that has sole control of eradication of this work stoppage but has yet to respond to the outcry of workers in NJ.:eek:


Just in case as we all know what you see on the internet has to be true:
THIS IS A JOKE!

Too bad it's not the same for the RFA trips.

[Sharkyispy]

And they waited sooooo long