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Joey Dah Fish
10-06-2014, 06:42 PM
Dear Lord, please knock the snot out this nasty wind. Calm the winds and the seas so we may get out on the water so we don't kill our spouses or them us. Amen
Gerry Zagorski
10-06-2014, 06:52 PM
Amen
shrimpman steve
10-06-2014, 09:12 PM
Do you want me to do my wind dance tonight. This is how it goes:
At midnight I sneak into the basement, strip naked, dance around in circles while eating a banana and passing wind.
Oh wait, that's my passing wind dance:eek:
Joey Dah Fish
10-06-2014, 09:16 PM
Do you want me to do my wind dance tonight. This is how it goes:
At midnight I sneak into the basement, strip naked, dance around in circles while eating a banana and passing wind.
Oh wait, that's my passing wind dance:eek:
What ever it takes Steve just please don't post the pics :D
jenny lee sportfishing
10-06-2014, 09:23 PM
just puked shrimp
NJ Dave
10-06-2014, 09:29 PM
Steve
that video will definatley make #1 post of the year!
Jigginfish
10-06-2014, 10:22 PM
Dear Lord, please knock the snot out this nasty wind. Calm the winds and the seas so we may get out on the water so we don't kill our spouses or them us. Amen
Yes please!!
PeteyHD
10-06-2014, 11:05 PM
This is exactly when it really sucks to be a visual person :eek:
Detour66
10-07-2014, 12:04 AM
I wonder if will get credit next year for all this down time due to wind and bad weather? I am not holding my breathe !!
HydraSportsPT
10-07-2014, 05:45 AM
Funny posts - I can add my personal selfish prayer extension, "and lord, when those pesky stripers show in a few weeks please make it so I dont have to get my monkey ass kicked every time they chew.....let em chew on nice days as well, for my safety and those I talk into fishing with me.."
fin_s_guy
10-07-2014, 08:12 AM
I wonder if will get credit next year for all this down time due to wind and bad weather? I am not holding my breathe !!
Yeah right! You'll get the same as me and everyone else..."You didn't fish this much LAST year!"
I dont agree with everything my boy Toggytime Doug says, but I've noticed it's better to just go and let her be mad....they're mad about something most times anyway. Might as well fish and get something out of it!! :D
bunker dunker
10-07-2014, 08:18 AM
I just called my shrink steve,wait till he hears this!!!!if it stops this wind then go for it.just never talk of it again{lol}
Sharkyispy
10-07-2014, 08:29 AM
Do you want me to do my wind dance tonight. This is how it goes:
At midnight I sneak into the basement, strip naked, dance around in circles while eating a banana and passing wind.
Oh wait, that's my passing wind dance:eek:
TMI, TMI, I don't think I can ever look at a piece of shrimp or banana the same way EVER again....emotionally scarred!!!:eek:
Sharkyispy
10-07-2014, 08:40 AM
Dear Lord, please knock the snot out this nasty wind. Calm the winds and the seas so we may get out on the water so we don't kill our spouses or them us. Amen
Especially for this Fri/Sat, may it lay down some for comfort out there and the 24/25th when we also get to fish together for some of the big boys again!!:D
jmurr711
10-07-2014, 10:36 AM
all part of the illuminatis plan to keep me from fishing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InoHOvYXJ0Q
NJ Dave
10-07-2014, 11:02 AM
all part of the illuminatis plan to keep me from fishing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InoHOvYXJ0Q
Dam goverment!!!!
Joey Dah Fish
10-07-2014, 04:08 PM
Especially for this Fri/Sat, may it lay down some for comfort out there and the 24/25th when we also get to fish together for some of the big boys again!!:D
Yes sir
ChumDumpster
10-07-2014, 05:13 PM
Yea we definitely need a break ! I'm going crazy! Stars and stripers I'm pretty sure your boat is 3 boats down from mine.
Joey Dah Fish
10-07-2014, 05:27 PM
Yea we definitely need a break ! I'm going crazy! Stars and stripers I'm pretty sure your boat is 3 boats down from mine.
Hmmmm not sure
HDMarc
10-07-2014, 05:39 PM
This just in....:eek::eek::eek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbtY-qdBbPg&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dd btY-qdBbPg&has_verified=1
shrimpman steve
10-07-2014, 06:26 PM
This just in....:eek::eek::eek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbtY-qdBbPg&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dd btY-qdBbPg&has_verified=1
That was wrong on sooooo many levels.
Sharkyispy
10-07-2014, 06:47 PM
That was wrong on sooooo many levels.
I couldn't "bear" or bare to look at it.....I'm already mentally damaged by the visual image of your post!! :)~ LMFAO
Blackfish Doug
10-07-2014, 07:56 PM
Do you want me to do my wind dance tonight. This is how it goes:
At midnight I sneak into the basement, strip naked, dance around in circles while eating a banana and passing wind.
Oh wait, that's my passing wind dance:eek:
So that's what you were doing the first time I saw you on the Miss Beach Haven.
dales529
10-07-2014, 08:20 PM
Do you want me to do my wind dance tonight. This is how it goes:
At midnight I sneak into the basement, strip naked, dance around in circles while eating a banana and passing wind.
Oh wait, that's my passing wind dance:eek:
And your wife would say OH Steve must be home!
dales529
10-07-2014, 08:23 PM
Dear wind: please go away so there will be more fishing reports and take the Flukasarus Thread with you!
Joey Dah Fish
10-07-2014, 09:03 PM
Dear wind: please go away so there will be more fishing reports and take the Flukasarus Thread with you!
The Flukasaraus thread will only die if I get out on the Jenny Lee and catch me some tuner so for all of you that wish the thread goes bye bye please pray for good weather October 13-14 and Oct 24-25
ChumDumpster
10-07-2014, 09:30 PM
Took a quick ride tonight and the water was perfect! Wind definitely died down. Going fishing after work tomorrow..hopefully with a report to follow
Joey Dah Fish
10-07-2014, 10:12 PM
Took a quick ride tonight and the water was perfect! Wind definitely died down. Going fishing after work tomorrow..hopefully with a report to follow
Go gettem brother
shrimpman steve
10-07-2014, 10:53 PM
And your wife would say OH Steve must be home!
I don't think she'll be shocked:)
Now leave me alone, I'm watching dance moms:D
b_mac
10-08-2014, 12:38 PM
just puked shrimp
dito
CadiShackFishing
10-08-2014, 07:53 PM
How about a prayer to Odin:
Wind that´s always turning,
Fire´s singeing burn,
Soul´s eternal yearning,
Wod with which I churn,
God to which I´m given,
Trickster whom I trust,
Will by which I´m driven,
wishing what I must,
Whom I follow, Wanderer
hiding from my view,
Mystery and wonder:
All this, Hár, is you.
Rider who keeps urging,
granting no reprieve,
Prize with payment merging,
mingling joy with grief,
Gallows where I´m dangling
bound to Midgard´s pain,
Noose which slowly strangling
embraces me again,
Spear by which I´m riven,
Death consuming me,
Love for which I´m living,
Liege who sets me free.
Lord for whom I´m singing,
Lavisher of lore,
Gold ring breaker, bringing
wisdom to my store,
Well of words and verses,
Weaver of my art,
Breath of universes,
Healer of my heart,
Way on which I wander,
Goal for which I´m due,
Riddle which I ponder:
All this, Hár, is you
Please stop this WIND!!!
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