mad gaffer bass report

[Capt Ray Mad Gaffer]

We were not out yesterday , today , or will we be out tomorrow . Proof positive of this is I am writing this from my iPhone which they take away from you along with your comb, lighter, and shoe laces when they put you in the nuthouse . We do have open boat trips plained fri., sat. afternoon and Sunday . Yes Sunday is Mother's Day so if you are going to fish Sunday bring her ( we have a bathroom with a mirror a door that closes all the way and las but not least DRY TIOLET PAPER ) . If you are not including the Mrs. the wise thing to do would be hide or suspend all credit cards , block the shop at home channel , and
hide all heavy blunt objects , and or knives and fire arms. Another precaution to take might be find a nice soft pillow and worm blanket this may serve you well on an extended stay on the couch . Any way the fishing should be good after this blow . call for Info.& res. .

[tropics]

Weathered in really has gotten to you Mothers Day May 11th :D:D

[PaBeerGuy]

Thanks Richie, :eek:for a minute there I thought he was right and that would mean I am in trouble because we're going fishing in Green Harbor.

[Capt Ray Mad Gaffer]

Thank you for the kind response we are full Saturday and Sunday but still have some spots for Friday. This was a diabolical plot by my wife to get two weekends of "honey do" list taken care of. Please hold these thoughts for next Sunday (the real Mother's Day)