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Bass_Appeal
01-22-2014, 04:47 PM
i hear post of stripers , fluke ,mahi mahi , sharks , tuna .....im friggin tired of winter !!! i dont fish in the cold i used to hunt in the cold but i said the hell with that too .....i want warm weather !! sorry had to rant real fast

shrimpman steve
01-22-2014, 05:20 PM
I can't wait,,,,,

To get my boat in the water the first week in April, whether the stripers are there or not:D



Oh yea, and world peace

Irish Jigger
01-22-2014, 05:20 PM
Sick of this crap myself!! 68 days til April!!!

bulletbob
01-22-2014, 05:34 PM
It could be worse guys, you could live here.. It was -9 this morning with strong winds, and school was cancelled... again...
I ama school bus driver, and thats the 3rd time in a few weeks,, At this rate, school will be open into July to make up for the lost days...
When you guys in NJ are striper fishing in April, I am still waking up to 15 degree temps until about mid month....
I miss NJ terribly, except for the traffic, crowds everywhere for everything, taxes, rampant liberalism, etc... You guys DO have the best fishing tho'.. I would move back to the shore today if my wife would go... she won't..... bob

Gerry Zagorski
01-22-2014, 05:54 PM
February and March are the longest 60 days of the year, especially when football is over. This is my all time favorite which sums up winter :)

December 8 6:00 PM

It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven.
It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9

We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape.
What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world?
Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shovelled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!

December 12

The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbour tells me not to worry -- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible.
Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbour.

December 14

Snow, lovely snow! Eight inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shovelling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shovelling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way.
I wish I didn't huff and puff so.

December 15

Twenty inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.
I think that's silly. We aren't in the Yukon, after all.

December 16

Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell.
The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17

Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God, I hate it when she's right.
I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20

Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shovelling!
Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbour kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower, and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying.
Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me.
I think he's lying.

December 22

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the shit fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel.
Tried to hire Bob who has a plough on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy.
I think the ******* is lying.

December 23

Only two inches of snow today. And it warmed up to -10. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago?
She says she did, but I think she's lying.

December 24

Six inches. Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that plough, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been.
Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.

December 25

Merry f---ing Christmas! Twenty more inches of the damn slop tonight. Snowed in.
The idea of shovelling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot.
If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26

Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here?
It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27

Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him. He only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28

Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in.
The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29

Ten more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30

Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plough driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass.
The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.

December 31

I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shovelling.

January 8

Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

tropics
01-22-2014, 07:10 PM
That is some funny sh*t I don't care you are:D
Thanks for the laugh

Bass_Appeal
01-22-2014, 07:42 PM
lmao .....it sure seems like that sometimes ! lol but thats great ! ....this is like the winter from hell for me , i lived in pennsauken nj for the last 8 years ...i finally move back up to central jersey with high hopes of a good spring/ summer being closer to water , board walks, fishing ect. and here we are having one of the coldest winters in years , more snow events in one year , than years past ....i swear i should go back and save everyone the aggrevations !!

NoLimit
01-22-2014, 10:35 PM
I remember second week of Feb, 1981 or so four of us launching car top john boats on the beach in Atlantic Highlands and rowing out to the "Fuel Dock" north of the jetty and catching a couple hundred flounder.

It was so warm that for about an hour in the afternoon we just had t shirts.

Gerry Zagorski
01-23-2014, 09:00 AM
Those were the days.... Man the Flounder fishing used to be great!

CancunPete
01-23-2014, 09:16 AM
Shrimpman ...what are you waiting for.? Do you know you can actually drive to Cancun....Where the sailfish are biting , along with the Wahoo, Oh...and the bottom fishing ...Did someone say limit...not here ....I have a lot of friends down here that have big families , so I am helping them out by putting some fresh fish on their tables....And there is plenty of room down here ....

kevin kovach
01-23-2014, 10:48 AM
Hey bullet bob,

Yes it is true, nj is filled with liberalism which i think is a mental disorder. But at least we dont have a governer that says conservatives and people that are pro life and against abortion are not welcome in the state. Just sayin lol

Kevin

Capt Sal
01-23-2014, 04:58 PM
I can't wait,,,,,

To get my boat in the water the first week in April, whether the stripers are there or not:D



Oh yea, and world peace

A good video would be Shrimpman throwing a 12ft cast net on bunker lol Insurance?Just busting Stevo.

shrimpman steve
01-23-2014, 05:01 PM
A good video would be Shrimpman throwing a 12ft cast net on bunker lol Insurance?Just busting Stevo.

:D

SaltLife1980
01-23-2014, 05:10 PM
Cant wait till...


Its warm outside and putting some bass on the deck!!