50 shades of fishing

["Reef Donkey"]

Fifty Shades of Fishing

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip
for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Sam's wife
puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Sam's fishing mates are very upset that he can't
go, but what can they do.

Two days later, the three get to the camping site
to find Sam sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and
having a cold beer.
"Crap Sam, how long you been here, and how did you
talk your missus into letting you go?"
“Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room
chair and my wife came up behind me and put her
hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?’"

I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing
a sheer nightie and nothing else.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over.

Well, she's been reading that book, “50 Shades of
Gray.”
On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie her up and handcuff her to the
bed,
and then..... "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am!

[Captain Rich]

Lol!!!!!

[Michael82929]

Thats funny Rich.. too funny...

[HDMarc]

That was the best story of all time!!:D

[tropics]

Pissing my pants laughing:D

[SaltLife1980]

Yeah. . .

[Pink Avet Girl]

Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on. :)

[emptypockets10]

That is just f***ed up LOL

[Art Berkman]

Lmao !

[BWhaler23]

Now that's a keeper!!!

[the1jonc]

Very funny! I am sharing this one.

[tropics]

Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on. :)

I could see that happening Leaving her in the tent LMAO :)

[SaltLife1980]

Good one...but if she was a real woman she would've gone fishing with her man and the other guys, took the book and nightie with them, outfished them all during the day then had him handcuff her in the tent later on. :)


Someone needs to wifey this girl quick.. she knows whats up!:eek: :D

[Gerry Zagorski]

Love it!!

[Chico]

Last Sunday my neighbor Joe, decided to take his Center Console boat out to see if there were any inshore ling. He got up bright and early at 4 AM had his cup of coffee and went out to the garage and hooked his boat up, made a few calls, and when his buddies said, "forget about it, it's 10 degrees, snowing and the wind is blowing 20 knots". Giving it some thought, Joe turned his truck off, went back inside. Undressed and curled up in bed behind his wife and wispered, "it's brutal out there". To which she replied, "I know, can you believe it, my idiot husband went fishing"!

["Reef Donkey"]

Someone needs to wifey this girl quick.. she knows whats up!:eek: :D
Agreed !

[slammer]

Now thats funny:D

[CatchEmUp]

Lol!

[Blind Squirrel]

Bob decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".

Bob gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't .“

[007Hookem]

Last Sunday my neighbor Joe, decided to take his Center Console boat out to see if there were any inshore ling. He got up bright and early at 4 AM had his cup of coffee and went out to the garage and hooked his boat up, made a few calls, and when his buddies said, "forget about it, it's 10 degrees, snowing and the wind is blowing 20 knots". Giving it some thought, Joe turned his truck off, went back inside. Undressed and curled up in bed behind his wife and wispered, "it's brutal out there". To which she replied, "I know, can you believe it, my idiot husband went fishing"!
Good ones!!

[dfish28]

Someone needs to wifey this girl quick.. she knows whats up!:eek: :D

I'm not jumping to any conclusion's but I think HDMarc has that fish hooked well.

On the puosu trip all he wanted , more than bigger bites, was to have his girl there... I do remember that, and that she still needs to grab a cod! Good luck ya'll!

[SaltLife1980]

I'm not jumping to any conclusion's but I think HDMarc has that fish hooked well.

On the puosu trip all he wanted , more than bigger bites, was to have his girl there... I do remember that, and that she still needs to grab a cod! Good luck ya'll!


Dont remember to much from the puosu trip.. i was catching to many fish!:eek:

[HDMarc]

I think if given the choice, Pinkie would rather go on a fishing trip than take a trip to the alter:D

[Taxman]

I think if given the choice, Pinkie would rather go on a fishing trip than take a trip to the alter:D

In retrospect....... :p

[Reelron]

Showed that first joke to the wife. She thought it was pretty funny!


Now, if I can find that damm key!

[Pink Avet Girl]

I think if given the choice, Pinkie would rather go on a fishing trip than take a trip to the alter:D

I appreciate all the enthusiam, fellas...but HDMarc is right! No trips down the aisle anytime soon for me. I'd rather be the girl thats out there fishing with the men trying to catch my Cod than be the wife that gets left behind handcuffed to the bed at home. lol :D :D