Gerry Zagorski
12-23-2019, 05:52 PM
Twas the night before Togmas and all though the house
Not creature was stirring not even a mouse
The jigs we’re all sharpened and the crabs how the smelled
The hooks tied with floro and all were pre snelled
All the FFs were sleeping all snug in their beds
As visions of Double Digits danced in their heads
When out on the roof there was such a chatter
I sprung to from my bed to see WTF is the matter
Away to window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutter and threw up the sash
The moon on the breast of new fallen snow
Gave luster of mid-day to objects below
And what to my wondering eyes should appear
But 8 dirty jiggers with drunken reindeer
The little old leader had a very strange cap
Looked like Daniel Boone’s dead raccoon hat
More rapid then eagles, his coursers the came
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now FF! Now Hack!
Now Mugger and Skater!
Did you get me the Slider I asked for from Slaters?
He continued as he passed some gas in his Grundens
On Puller and Sanfu
Yo Dolla and Slider!
He sprung to his sleigh to his jiggers gave a whistle
They all flew away like the down of a thistle
I heard him exclaim as he drove out site
Merry Togmas to all and to all a good night
Not creature was stirring not even a mouse
The jigs we’re all sharpened and the crabs how the smelled
The hooks tied with floro and all were pre snelled
All the FFs were sleeping all snug in their beds
As visions of Double Digits danced in their heads
When out on the roof there was such a chatter
I sprung to from my bed to see WTF is the matter
Away to window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutter and threw up the sash
The moon on the breast of new fallen snow
Gave luster of mid-day to objects below
And what to my wondering eyes should appear
But 8 dirty jiggers with drunken reindeer
The little old leader had a very strange cap
Looked like Daniel Boone’s dead raccoon hat
More rapid then eagles, his coursers the came
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now FF! Now Hack!
Now Mugger and Skater!
Did you get me the Slider I asked for from Slaters?
He continued as he passed some gas in his Grundens
On Puller and Sanfu
Yo Dolla and Slider!
He sprung to his sleigh to his jiggers gave a whistle
They all flew away like the down of a thistle
I heard him exclaim as he drove out site
Merry Togmas to all and to all a good night