jmurr711
12-27-2018, 02:05 PM
First the over unders :
keepers for the boat- 15.5
Cigarettes Sportfishingusa bums- 12
Beers drank by 4 horseman of tog (Murr, Tats, Drod, & Vin)-55.5
Time Directa says "huh"- 5:49am
Chinni says Massachusetts- 20.5
Joey Z talks about his 21lb- 13.5
Popp Kurtis words spoke-14.5
Time I ask Amanda to leave her husband & run away to philly with me-6:00am
Her husband kicks my ass-6:01am
Joey Z trys jigging-9:17am
Joey Z says "I got no bottom"- 8:02am
Someone catches a keeper where Joey had no bottom- 8:05am
Gerry Z catches a tog or mahi-mahi- 2023 C.E.
someone threatens me- 5:59am
Now the odds to win the Pool:
1.Gerry Zagorski – Our fearless leader, king of pot hopping. Actually is a better mahi mahi angler than togger if ya can imagine that. I saw him catch a tog on 1 out of 10 PUOSU trips. couldn’t catch a cold sharing a malt with Rock Hudson at the soda shop ( 50s reference you old ff) 1,000:1
2. Joey Dah Fish – All of a sudden a somebody in the togging community but still a nobody when it counts. Fishes with all the big names monger, fishbound but put him with 25 anglers he is just another hack. Last spotted spilling mud crabs all over the meritt will give him a punchers chance 30:1
3. Jarhead – definitely a few crabs short of a bushel, hopefully Amanda does not let him back the boat into the slip. 2:1 odds he shoots me, 150:1 he wins
4. Dfish – token hillbilly, heard he got 2 new propane tanks for Christmas for the double wide, Will be drinking budweisers at 430am. Always a threat 55:1
5.D-Rod – Mi amigo, part of the 4 horseman of tog. Amazing at mugging & can also sneak into anyones spot on the boat. Known as the Palpot of whitecrabs will easily cut a bushel on the 1st drop. Def a shot to win & if not will be robbing coolers of beer either way. 20:1
6. Kurtisb – My rolemodel & dream father, over under 15 words spoke. A classy human & to good to be fishing with us. My pick to win 15:1
7.Chrisper – Will probably miss the boat because he is catching 13inch pickerel at a cedar lake on the way down. This is not bluegill fishing this is togging. 1,500:1
8.Chrisper's buddy John – who? 2,000:1
9.Chrisper's buddy Arty – better be artie lange I need some blow. 2,500:1
10. Scoward – another sweetwater angler, most likely will be asking to go up the bay for white perch. 1,500:1
11.Alfonzo Gonzalez – if he is anything like Allen Gonzalez, stick to the classroom, fishing aint for you. 1,000:1
12.Dales – If this was running a raffle or beef & beer he would be the favorite. Still have not seen him catch a tog, last seen chasing me, tats & drod out his cooler on PUOSU X. 5,000:1
13.Tow Guys Rod – Dales man servant, & his screenname is the name of Foul Hooks favorite adult film. 750:1
14.MrAC1980 – Oh herro it everyone favorite Chinese weatherman & reer fixer. He drive in reft rane to Massachusetts with turn signar on doing 47 entire way. Monthry oir changes at jiffy rube. 10:1 for best dressed, 3:1 to be choked out by sportfishingusa, 1600:1 to win
15.Fast Eddie – I am taking him under my wing, he is welcome to my beer because I want him to take me flathead fishing in the summer. With my tutelage he can become an avid togger in time but unfortunately I cannot work miracles 900:1
16.TDaly25 – in looking at his posts seems like he can fish but do not believe what you read on the internet. We will see how he does in full combat nude togging. 40:1
17.ALSMako – thankfully a classy Asian American attending this trip & my apologies for that riff raff chinni bringing your race down. One of my fave guys but nice guys finish last 99:1
18. Fin S – Think I used to fish with this guy, last seen decorating his house for Christmas & going to see Matilda with his beautiful family in the most beautiful city in the world. If this was 2007 definitely have a chance but in 2018 nope. 65:1
19. Taxman – I need his help with these stupid 1099 from my 2 part time jobs but unfortunately he will not win the pool. 999:1
20.Tax Deduction – Who is this??????? If he fishes like taxman………….. 1,000:1
21.DTats – another 4 horseman of tog & my #teambromance partner. I am the godmother to his perfect kids that unfortunately he is not the father to. An IPA lover & easily sexiest guy on the trip. I will be rooting for him 45:1
22.Mike Z – Gottog was a somebody in the tog community years ago, lots of experience along the toughest part of the coast however he traded that all in when he got hitched to snoopy girl. Had a slob on our last trip out he is always a threat as long as he is not busy facetiming & singing babyshark. 45:1
23.the directa –my adoptive father & boss’ boss, just filled out paperwork to get him out of the home for sunday. Is 93% deaf in both ears & 100% dumb all around. Is my driver & man servant Sunday. Will be telling us storys of pussywhick shoal & old grounds weakfishing from 1975 with red & white bucktails & purple worms.Is slowly getting better at togging but still cannot catch anything over 3lbs. Most famous as Mr. Gay Philadelphia 1983 from his bartending days & rumor has it his tcell counts finally feeling the effects. 10,000:1
24.Jmurr – The reigning, defending, undisputed Put Up Or shut Up Champion, the man who ended the tradition as No one will ever be able to knock me off my throne. The Man that women want to be & Men want to be with. The Ric Flair of the 4 horseman of tog. The reason why you all are paying to be on this trip.The quiet & humble kid from philly who grew to become a legend! Without a doubt the peoples favorite & Americas Togger! 5,000,000:1
25.SportfishingUSA – Final member of the 4 horseman of tog, my boobear & proud new homeowner. Will make sure there is no beer left on this trip & then go run up a $500 tab at Oyster House & buy a farm in Vineland. I’m pulling for him but he knows he has no chance 4,000,000:1
26.HDMarc – did not know he still fished. Probably will be bringing leftovers of galamad & branzino & scungilli & bapadidoopity……. silly Italians. 100:1
27.Dakota – one of Dales boys….. I would rather be associated with the Manson family. Stop worrying about Tog being sold in stores & learn to catch the ones in the ocean. Maybe ya can go to Chinnis fish market & practice in the tanks. 750:1
28.Hammer4reel – last seen saying tog are not that hard to catch & I feel like dudes been bragging about being a member of the 50lb release club since this site was in Ms dos format. Let’s see how easy the tog are to catch Sunday. Stick to striped garbage. 700:1
29. Rocky – Seems to have an issue with the greatest town in the world yet his screen name is of the most famous midget fighter to ever come from Philly. All I know is this dudes Apollo & I am Drago. No chance in hell. 800:1
30.MrAC1980 buddy – male or female friend? Either way I will flirt with them. 500:1
31. Timmy- having served in Iraq he has an unfair advantage as he knows sand better than anyone & with 7knts we will be in sand all day! 250:1
Best of Luck to All!..................Bitches
keepers for the boat- 15.5
Cigarettes Sportfishingusa bums- 12
Beers drank by 4 horseman of tog (Murr, Tats, Drod, & Vin)-55.5
Time Directa says "huh"- 5:49am
Chinni says Massachusetts- 20.5
Joey Z talks about his 21lb- 13.5
Popp Kurtis words spoke-14.5
Time I ask Amanda to leave her husband & run away to philly with me-6:00am
Her husband kicks my ass-6:01am
Joey Z trys jigging-9:17am
Joey Z says "I got no bottom"- 8:02am
Someone catches a keeper where Joey had no bottom- 8:05am
Gerry Z catches a tog or mahi-mahi- 2023 C.E.
someone threatens me- 5:59am
Now the odds to win the Pool:
1.Gerry Zagorski – Our fearless leader, king of pot hopping. Actually is a better mahi mahi angler than togger if ya can imagine that. I saw him catch a tog on 1 out of 10 PUOSU trips. couldn’t catch a cold sharing a malt with Rock Hudson at the soda shop ( 50s reference you old ff) 1,000:1
2. Joey Dah Fish – All of a sudden a somebody in the togging community but still a nobody when it counts. Fishes with all the big names monger, fishbound but put him with 25 anglers he is just another hack. Last spotted spilling mud crabs all over the meritt will give him a punchers chance 30:1
3. Jarhead – definitely a few crabs short of a bushel, hopefully Amanda does not let him back the boat into the slip. 2:1 odds he shoots me, 150:1 he wins
4. Dfish – token hillbilly, heard he got 2 new propane tanks for Christmas for the double wide, Will be drinking budweisers at 430am. Always a threat 55:1
5.D-Rod – Mi amigo, part of the 4 horseman of tog. Amazing at mugging & can also sneak into anyones spot on the boat. Known as the Palpot of whitecrabs will easily cut a bushel on the 1st drop. Def a shot to win & if not will be robbing coolers of beer either way. 20:1
6. Kurtisb – My rolemodel & dream father, over under 15 words spoke. A classy human & to good to be fishing with us. My pick to win 15:1
7.Chrisper – Will probably miss the boat because he is catching 13inch pickerel at a cedar lake on the way down. This is not bluegill fishing this is togging. 1,500:1
8.Chrisper's buddy John – who? 2,000:1
9.Chrisper's buddy Arty – better be artie lange I need some blow. 2,500:1
10. Scoward – another sweetwater angler, most likely will be asking to go up the bay for white perch. 1,500:1
11.Alfonzo Gonzalez – if he is anything like Allen Gonzalez, stick to the classroom, fishing aint for you. 1,000:1
12.Dales – If this was running a raffle or beef & beer he would be the favorite. Still have not seen him catch a tog, last seen chasing me, tats & drod out his cooler on PUOSU X. 5,000:1
13.Tow Guys Rod – Dales man servant, & his screenname is the name of Foul Hooks favorite adult film. 750:1
14.MrAC1980 – Oh herro it everyone favorite Chinese weatherman & reer fixer. He drive in reft rane to Massachusetts with turn signar on doing 47 entire way. Monthry oir changes at jiffy rube. 10:1 for best dressed, 3:1 to be choked out by sportfishingusa, 1600:1 to win
15.Fast Eddie – I am taking him under my wing, he is welcome to my beer because I want him to take me flathead fishing in the summer. With my tutelage he can become an avid togger in time but unfortunately I cannot work miracles 900:1
16.TDaly25 – in looking at his posts seems like he can fish but do not believe what you read on the internet. We will see how he does in full combat nude togging. 40:1
17.ALSMako – thankfully a classy Asian American attending this trip & my apologies for that riff raff chinni bringing your race down. One of my fave guys but nice guys finish last 99:1
18. Fin S – Think I used to fish with this guy, last seen decorating his house for Christmas & going to see Matilda with his beautiful family in the most beautiful city in the world. If this was 2007 definitely have a chance but in 2018 nope. 65:1
19. Taxman – I need his help with these stupid 1099 from my 2 part time jobs but unfortunately he will not win the pool. 999:1
20.Tax Deduction – Who is this??????? If he fishes like taxman………….. 1,000:1
21.DTats – another 4 horseman of tog & my #teambromance partner. I am the godmother to his perfect kids that unfortunately he is not the father to. An IPA lover & easily sexiest guy on the trip. I will be rooting for him 45:1
22.Mike Z – Gottog was a somebody in the tog community years ago, lots of experience along the toughest part of the coast however he traded that all in when he got hitched to snoopy girl. Had a slob on our last trip out he is always a threat as long as he is not busy facetiming & singing babyshark. 45:1
23.the directa –my adoptive father & boss’ boss, just filled out paperwork to get him out of the home for sunday. Is 93% deaf in both ears & 100% dumb all around. Is my driver & man servant Sunday. Will be telling us storys of pussywhick shoal & old grounds weakfishing from 1975 with red & white bucktails & purple worms.Is slowly getting better at togging but still cannot catch anything over 3lbs. Most famous as Mr. Gay Philadelphia 1983 from his bartending days & rumor has it his tcell counts finally feeling the effects. 10,000:1
24.Jmurr – The reigning, defending, undisputed Put Up Or shut Up Champion, the man who ended the tradition as No one will ever be able to knock me off my throne. The Man that women want to be & Men want to be with. The Ric Flair of the 4 horseman of tog. The reason why you all are paying to be on this trip.The quiet & humble kid from philly who grew to become a legend! Without a doubt the peoples favorite & Americas Togger! 5,000,000:1
25.SportfishingUSA – Final member of the 4 horseman of tog, my boobear & proud new homeowner. Will make sure there is no beer left on this trip & then go run up a $500 tab at Oyster House & buy a farm in Vineland. I’m pulling for him but he knows he has no chance 4,000,000:1
26.HDMarc – did not know he still fished. Probably will be bringing leftovers of galamad & branzino & scungilli & bapadidoopity……. silly Italians. 100:1
27.Dakota – one of Dales boys….. I would rather be associated with the Manson family. Stop worrying about Tog being sold in stores & learn to catch the ones in the ocean. Maybe ya can go to Chinnis fish market & practice in the tanks. 750:1
28.Hammer4reel – last seen saying tog are not that hard to catch & I feel like dudes been bragging about being a member of the 50lb release club since this site was in Ms dos format. Let’s see how easy the tog are to catch Sunday. Stick to striped garbage. 700:1
29. Rocky – Seems to have an issue with the greatest town in the world yet his screen name is of the most famous midget fighter to ever come from Philly. All I know is this dudes Apollo & I am Drago. No chance in hell. 800:1
30.MrAC1980 buddy – male or female friend? Either way I will flirt with them. 500:1
31. Timmy- having served in Iraq he has an unfair advantage as he knows sand better than anyone & with 7knts we will be in sand all day! 250:1
Best of Luck to All!..................Bitches