jmurr711
04-26-2018, 04:22 PM
Fresh from Vegas
1.Foul Hook- defending champ (cannot believe I just said that) banned from chuckee cheese in 7 states, has a sweet van with poor ventilation & no windows. I have a better shot @ Mr. Universe than he does at repeating. 1000:1
2.DROD- Will fly in on a cartel backed jet @5am Saturday & outfish most. Been living the sweet life in Florida but always a threat. 10:1
3.JLRotary- The Asian sensation, did not know he still fished hope he does not get a sinus infection from all the dust on his tackle. Used to be a threat at all times but now I think he is much more a threat at bedazzling cell phone cases & coaching soccer. 20:1
4.Dfish – Njfishings favorite redneck, this guy makes the duck dynasty people look elitist. Bud drinking savage who can fish I got a vibe about him this year 12:1
5.Joey Dah Fish – oh boy oh boy. Captain sausage fingers, the hack in hackgorski, fresh off the seminar circuit how anyone could sit through that I do not know. rumor has it he is under the weather & may have to pull a Willis Reed Saturday or he is just a big pu$$y. problem is he got lucky on clams before thus he has a shot Chance of me using all of his sinkers 4:5, him winning 30:1
6.Islander II – nice fella this one I enjoy drinking beer with him & I look forward to drinking his. Think he is wearing an eye patch still which is cool but he needs to be at 100% to even have a shot. 40:1
7.CaddiShack – if he brings lacey underall I’ll be happy but he won’t win. 100:1
8.Hartattack – #nicepeople, but he couldn’t catch a cold sharing a drink with Freddie mercury. 500:1
9.Dales – Super nice guy, runs trips & raffles, I have yet to see him even get a bite on a trip. 500:1
10.Off The Shore – not many posts & 1 I see is selling Giants tickets…… 400:1
11.TerriMc – this is a quote “I very much enjoyed the excellent and informative seminar today at the Hi-Mar presented by NJ Fishing's own Gerry and Joe Zagorski! I took lots of notes and definitely learned some techniques to try next time. Thanks for sharing all your experience and knowledge Gerry and Joe!” relying on them 2 for fishing advice is like asking me for weight loss tips NO SHOT! 500:1
12.Matt Conway – yup no idea who this is still, mystery is intriguing but nope. 400:1
13.TwoGuysRod – actually the name of a movie me & Tats starred in during college but something tells me that was less painful to watch than this guy fish. 300:1
14.Sven Of The Hook – put on a show last Sunday but will be to distracted by his sausage fingered lover on the mimi. 25:1
15.Blackfish Bobby – have not heard much from this guy in a while, 20lb test 10ft leaders, unless he goes up top & gives oral treats to Kenny to be put on the meat he aint winning. 45:1
16.Tats – My #bromance partner, my brother in law, makes amazing pancakes. We will be up all night Friday doing the ricky dicky, he is rusty but always has a chance 25:1
17.JMurr – The peoples champ, the man you all want to be & woman want to be with, the living legend, the main event, fresh off an 18 short performance will not win. 3:1 to get punched by somebody 1000:1 to win
18.The Directa – if it was the deaf & senile contest he’d win Gold, relives story's of good fishing in cape may so far back that people of color had to drink from separate water fountains. His last name is Italian for flaming hack, great boss, awful father figure, still living in kurtis’ shadow. If he catches 1short he is over performing 10,000:1
19.Tony Cav – to clog the head 3:1, to win 99:1
1.Foul Hook- defending champ (cannot believe I just said that) banned from chuckee cheese in 7 states, has a sweet van with poor ventilation & no windows. I have a better shot @ Mr. Universe than he does at repeating. 1000:1
2.DROD- Will fly in on a cartel backed jet @5am Saturday & outfish most. Been living the sweet life in Florida but always a threat. 10:1
3.JLRotary- The Asian sensation, did not know he still fished hope he does not get a sinus infection from all the dust on his tackle. Used to be a threat at all times but now I think he is much more a threat at bedazzling cell phone cases & coaching soccer. 20:1
4.Dfish – Njfishings favorite redneck, this guy makes the duck dynasty people look elitist. Bud drinking savage who can fish I got a vibe about him this year 12:1
5.Joey Dah Fish – oh boy oh boy. Captain sausage fingers, the hack in hackgorski, fresh off the seminar circuit how anyone could sit through that I do not know. rumor has it he is under the weather & may have to pull a Willis Reed Saturday or he is just a big pu$$y. problem is he got lucky on clams before thus he has a shot Chance of me using all of his sinkers 4:5, him winning 30:1
6.Islander II – nice fella this one I enjoy drinking beer with him & I look forward to drinking his. Think he is wearing an eye patch still which is cool but he needs to be at 100% to even have a shot. 40:1
7.CaddiShack – if he brings lacey underall I’ll be happy but he won’t win. 100:1
8.Hartattack – #nicepeople, but he couldn’t catch a cold sharing a drink with Freddie mercury. 500:1
9.Dales – Super nice guy, runs trips & raffles, I have yet to see him even get a bite on a trip. 500:1
10.Off The Shore – not many posts & 1 I see is selling Giants tickets…… 400:1
11.TerriMc – this is a quote “I very much enjoyed the excellent and informative seminar today at the Hi-Mar presented by NJ Fishing's own Gerry and Joe Zagorski! I took lots of notes and definitely learned some techniques to try next time. Thanks for sharing all your experience and knowledge Gerry and Joe!” relying on them 2 for fishing advice is like asking me for weight loss tips NO SHOT! 500:1
12.Matt Conway – yup no idea who this is still, mystery is intriguing but nope. 400:1
13.TwoGuysRod – actually the name of a movie me & Tats starred in during college but something tells me that was less painful to watch than this guy fish. 300:1
14.Sven Of The Hook – put on a show last Sunday but will be to distracted by his sausage fingered lover on the mimi. 25:1
15.Blackfish Bobby – have not heard much from this guy in a while, 20lb test 10ft leaders, unless he goes up top & gives oral treats to Kenny to be put on the meat he aint winning. 45:1
16.Tats – My #bromance partner, my brother in law, makes amazing pancakes. We will be up all night Friday doing the ricky dicky, he is rusty but always has a chance 25:1
17.JMurr – The peoples champ, the man you all want to be & woman want to be with, the living legend, the main event, fresh off an 18 short performance will not win. 3:1 to get punched by somebody 1000:1 to win
18.The Directa – if it was the deaf & senile contest he’d win Gold, relives story's of good fishing in cape may so far back that people of color had to drink from separate water fountains. His last name is Italian for flaming hack, great boss, awful father figure, still living in kurtis’ shadow. If he catches 1short he is over performing 10,000:1
19.Tony Cav – to clog the head 3:1, to win 99:1