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jmurr711
04-26-2018, 04:22 PM
Fresh from Vegas

1.Foul Hook- defending champ (cannot believe I just said that) banned from chuckee cheese in 7 states, has a sweet van with poor ventilation & no windows. I have a better shot @ Mr. Universe than he does at repeating. 1000:1

2.DROD- Will fly in on a cartel backed jet @5am Saturday & outfish most. Been living the sweet life in Florida but always a threat. 10:1

3.JLRotary- The Asian sensation, did not know he still fished hope he does not get a sinus infection from all the dust on his tackle. Used to be a threat at all times but now I think he is much more a threat at bedazzling cell phone cases & coaching soccer. 20:1

4.Dfish – Njfishings favorite redneck, this guy makes the duck dynasty people look elitist. Bud drinking savage who can fish I got a vibe about him this year 12:1

5.Joey Dah Fish – oh boy oh boy. Captain sausage fingers, the hack in hackgorski, fresh off the seminar circuit how anyone could sit through that I do not know. rumor has it he is under the weather & may have to pull a Willis Reed Saturday or he is just a big pu$$y. problem is he got lucky on clams before thus he has a shot Chance of me using all of his sinkers 4:5, him winning 30:1

6.Islander II – nice fella this one I enjoy drinking beer with him & I look forward to drinking his. Think he is wearing an eye patch still which is cool but he needs to be at 100% to even have a shot. 40:1

7.CaddiShack – if he brings lacey underall I’ll be happy but he won’t win. 100:1

8.Hartattack – #nicepeople, but he couldn’t catch a cold sharing a drink with Freddie mercury. 500:1

9.Dales – Super nice guy, runs trips & raffles, I have yet to see him even get a bite on a trip. 500:1

10.Off The Shore – not many posts & 1 I see is selling Giants tickets…… 400:1

11.TerriMc – this is a quote “I very much enjoyed the excellent and informative seminar today at the Hi-Mar presented by NJ Fishing's own Gerry and Joe Zagorski! I took lots of notes and definitely learned some techniques to try next time. Thanks for sharing all your experience and knowledge Gerry and Joe!” relying on them 2 for fishing advice is like asking me for weight loss tips NO SHOT! 500:1

12.Matt Conway – yup no idea who this is still, mystery is intriguing but nope. 400:1

13.TwoGuysRod – actually the name of a movie me & Tats starred in during college but something tells me that was less painful to watch than this guy fish. 300:1

14.Sven Of The Hook – put on a show last Sunday but will be to distracted by his sausage fingered lover on the mimi. 25:1

15.Blackfish Bobby – have not heard much from this guy in a while, 20lb test 10ft leaders, unless he goes up top & gives oral treats to Kenny to be put on the meat he aint winning. 45:1

16.Tats – My #bromance partner, my brother in law, makes amazing pancakes. We will be up all night Friday doing the ricky dicky, he is rusty but always has a chance 25:1

17.JMurr – The peoples champ, the man you all want to be & woman want to be with, the living legend, the main event, fresh off an 18 short performance will not win. 3:1 to get punched by somebody 1000:1 to win

18.The Directa – if it was the deaf & senile contest he’d win Gold, relives story's of good fishing in cape may so far back that people of color had to drink from separate water fountains. His last name is Italian for flaming hack, great boss, awful father figure, still living in kurtis’ shadow. If he catches 1short he is over performing 10,000:1

19.Tony Cav – to clog the head 3:1, to win 99:1

Gerry Zagorski
04-26-2018, 05:32 PM
Classic :D:D:D

Joey Dah Fish
04-26-2018, 07:35 PM
I will see you with my sausage fingers bright and early sun shine. Well done again by you. First PUOSU in a decade over 20 degrees with out snow it the forecast

Foul Hook
04-26-2018, 08:38 PM
HAHAHAHA. You're the best Murr. New van this year ,carpet all the way up to the ceiling! Trap door in the floor;)

Joey Dah Fish
04-26-2018, 09:12 PM
HAHAHAHA. You're the best Murr. New van this year ,carpet all the way up to the ceiling! Trap door in the floor;)

Has a Bill Cosby bumper sticker

Ryelof
04-26-2018, 09:25 PM
Hey Murr, where do I place my wagers on this pari-mutual extravaganza? There are some interesting candidates.

TerriMc223
04-27-2018, 04:49 AM
I must say I like my odds! :) I was reading the whole list to my wife and we both were cracking up! Thanks for putting it together ! It's going to be an interesting trip! :)

the directa
04-27-2018, 06:56 AM
Hey Murray. I cant read the small print how do you make the words bigger

DaveTats
04-27-2018, 08:04 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSS! Nice job Murr #bromance

dfish28
04-27-2018, 09:04 AM
Soooo.... I guess I gotta shave for this one?

jmurr711
04-27-2018, 09:51 AM
Hey Murr, where do I place my wagers on this pari-mutual extravaganza? There are some interesting candidates.

any odds maker that takes bets on the special Olympics will take for this. it's pretty much the same thing except they are athletic & can read.

shrimpman steve
04-27-2018, 12:17 PM
Okay a couple of things,

1) the Zagorski’s proctored a seminar:eek:

2) be glad I’m not there bitches:D

3) the Freddy murcury mention was just brilliant

Great job murr. Keepin it alive!!! Have fun fellas. Please say hello to Kenny

dales529
04-27-2018, 02:57 PM
Great job as usual there Joey. You bring pretzels? It was National Pretzel day yesterday!

BTW: Got a bite last Mimi trip which turned into the attached:eek: Granted not a Reelron fish but a bite
Odds going up:D

shrimpman steve
04-27-2018, 02:59 PM
Dales, that looks like a tog, only smaller:p

jmurr711
04-27-2018, 03:21 PM
stale pretzels will be provided

jlrotary
04-27-2018, 05:19 PM
Always look forward to reading the odds. Good stuff Jmurr.
I'll see you all in the AM, if I can find my rods/reels and if I can remember how to get to there 😋

Blackfish Bobby
04-27-2018, 05:39 PM
Yesssss,,,,,very good stuff Murr...laughed my ass off.. but as they say....never wake the sleeping giant..:eek:

Looking forward to tomorrow.... just bought some fresh 20 leader, bunch of 4 oz sinkers and #4 hooks.

Will also have a nice pot of Brazicki Kielbasa and Kraut.

Hope we do the fifty dolla two man teams tomorrow :D I am solo and looking to be traded.....my partner Dupes doesn't fish anymore:confused:... Need a partner.

Ryelof
04-29-2018, 07:25 PM
Damn murr, I wanted to place $10 on you. Couldn't find one bookie to take the wager. They said no one would take the lay off.